white fox Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms. "How are you going to assist me?" asked Quasimodo. "That's easy!" replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his head. BONG!!! "That's amazing!" said Quasimodo. "Could you show me that again?" "Sure!" said the man and he ran at the bell again but he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell tower. A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street and a police office asked, "Does anyone know who he is?" Quasimodo came out and said... "I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxidermy dave Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 this ones worse: whats green and hairy and goes up and down? a gooseberry in a lift :*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 you sad **** cant be bothered with punctuation or ? anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 :thumbs: White Fox I agree wholeheartidly with you that the above is without exception, the world worst joke. I thought for a short while that the unwanted epipeht of worlds worst joke teller was going to fall to me. Now you have taken the burden off of my shoulders I feel free to tell you all the joke( to be taken in the loosest sense of the word ) that I was concealing due to an overwhelming sense of shame and self loathing A cat walks ont a plane, pulls a gun and holds it to the pilots head, Pilot" where do you want to go?" Cat " Take me to the canaries" Jim falling off his chair and laughing for hours in that annoying way, as if to suggets that you would not get the joke but obviously you do, Dfish :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEREGRINE Posted September 7, 2004 Report Share Posted September 7, 2004 Here's a very bad one Question: What do you call a woman standing between 2 goal posts? Answere: Annette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remytherussell Posted September 7, 2004 Report Share Posted September 7, 2004 Hunter come home with a deer he had shot. He cleans it and prepares it for dinner. Knowing how fussy his kids are he wont let on what is for dinner. "Whats for dinner Dad" "wait and see" "Give us a clue" "well, its something your mother sometimes calls me" "OH No, we are not eating a ******* ********, no way" :thumbs: RTR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remytherussell Posted September 7, 2004 Report Share Posted September 7, 2004 Paddy goes on a hiking holiday. Leaves home early to miss the traffic...... :thumbs: RTR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 7, 2004 Report Share Posted September 7, 2004 Jim, that is too good to be in this section. Remy, you win son. God, I am doing it again. Must make a mental note - do not talk to dogs. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squintshot Posted September 7, 2004 Report Share Posted September 7, 2004 Bill and Ben are lying in bed one night Bill turns to Ben and says lobalopalob. Ben says if you really love me you'll swallow!! Squint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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