crookie Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 A bloke accidently shoots a sparrowhawk, and throws it in the ditch, but his dog retreives it so he takes it home and puts it out for the rubbish, but his cat rips the bag open and brings it in. In desperation he decides to cook it and eat the evidence. But a keen twitcher finds the carcass and the bloke is up before the beek in court. Before passing sentence the judge asks the man "out of interest whats sparrowhawk taste like" the man ponders a moment and replies "A bit richer in taste than golden eagle but not as nice as osprey" P.S. How far does a cat have to be from home to be termed feral ? (just kidding) Hope this cheers you all up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Thank you sunbeam LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 i quite like that P.S. goodish joke.. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookie Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 heres an idea My farm hands just come in and hes had two foxes tonight ( good bloke) why does,ent everybody that shoots a fox from now on send its furry little brush to president blair or the league against cruel sports ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 or cut off the head of a fox and send it in the post to the Cruelty To Animals people Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Better still crookie , bob round the old ladys down the road who has a fanny lappin poodle/yorkie terrier . Then take photo's of it with the fox and send it into the RSPCA ,the league an your local mp . all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 ******* good idea Crookie and YP. Start it now and send him dead animals. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookie Posted September 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 I had a fox sunday night, quess where its tail is heading as we speak.(the league wont be able to save him !) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pike Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 A man is out mowing his lawn when he hears digging next door. Being nosey, he looks over the fence to see his neighbour digging a 6' x 6' hole. "What are you up to?" he asks his neighbour "I am burying my canary" "Bloody big hole for a canary isn't it?" "It should be, it's in your cat!! " :*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 I had a fox sunday night, quess where its tail is heading as we speak.(the league wont be able to save him !) How funny would it be if someone from the league red your post, you would be well caught Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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