potshot Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 Three lads got into trouble with the boys in blue. They got a community service order which ended up with them having to take a party of blind kids to the Bude for the day. The morning went all right but by lunchtime they were gasping for a pint. Stuck for an idea when one on them came up with a brainwave. 'Let's get one of those big beach balls with a bell inside and they can all play footie while we get to the pub.' Brilliant! They were just settling down to the first round when the Police arrived. 'Who is in charge of those blind kids outside?' 'We are, why?' 'You better get outside quick. They are kicking the **** out of a group of Morris men!' :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pike Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 As an ex- morris dancer I feel opressed and will write to my MP!! :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 As an ex- morris dancer I feel opressed and will write to my MP!! :yp: Good deal that there Morris dancing.. Get well ****** up and dance about in womens clothing in full view of the public hitting and whipping each other like sexual deviants without getting arrested. I say ban it.... FM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnerman Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Any one see that guy dressed up as morris dancer / one man band at Midland on Sat? What was he about :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 It was Pike trying to get some money for new decoying stuff :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 It was Pike trying to get some money for new decoying stuff :yp: No, it was Deako charging round in his night shirt when he thought he had been burgled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 :yp: FM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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