Lord Geordie Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Pike When you find her ask if she has a sister I can have LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saz Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 I know this is like a red rag to a bull with some of the **** - taking ******** on here ( mentioning no names - you know who you are). Have been doing my level best to find myself a new woman but how do you explain that you spend every other night shooting foxy woxies and when you are not doing that you are filling the freezer with bunnies or sitting next to a lake. Then when the winter comes around you spend every waking hour in waxed cotton thrashing through bramble for no pay so people can knock pretty chickens out of the air. This does not go down well in urban Essex (well Romford actually) and one of my sisters friends actually screamed when she walked into my new flat and saw the picture of my first 100 bird day hanging over my stuffed woodcock! :*) Any ideas? (and yes I have considered sheep and no I didn't, know I won't and I'm told the cream will sort it out!) you may try the lonely hearts colum, try this,.... wanted ! women who can skin rabbits, must be a good shot, have a decent boat for fishing , and be able to train gundogs,........... please send photos of boat , dog (s) and guns to ............ whatever address ,........ ps. and must be able to cook....... hope this helps dont ask for much do ya !!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 i had a blow up jobbie once...i took it back ...complaining it had a willy..the assistant gave it me back and explained i had blown it up inside out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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