Aled_cky Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 heard a good joke in school today...... How do you stop an Iraqi tank? Shoot the people pushing it i had a better one from dad but hes gone to bed and i cant remember it. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 i had a better one from dad but hes gone to bed and i cant remember it.Aled :( Perhaps as well if it's as bad as that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilishdave Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 Aparently Yasa Arafat's wife was not to botherd about him dying!! She was just glad to get her T towel back after all these years Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted November 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 awfull Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammergun Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 Sex is like cards: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. Do you get that one, Aled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted December 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 :( Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Aparently Yasa Arafat's wife was not to botherd about him dying!! She was just glad to get her T towel back after all these years Dave How the **** do you get away with that? I get called a racist. Disgusted of Cheam. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcha Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Women are like a pack of cards. You need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to kill them and a spade to bury them :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET ANALYSIS Element: Woman Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg Occurrence: Found in large quantities in urban areas with trace elements in outlying regions Physical Properties 1. Surface normally covered with film of powder and paint. 2. Boils at absolutely nothing, freezes for no apparent reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if used incorrectly. 5. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore. 6. Yields to pressure if expertly applied. Chemical Properties 1. Affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and all precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning. 4. Greatly increased activity when saturated with alcohol. 5. The most powerful money reducing agent, known to man. Common Use 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. 3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent. Tests 1. Pure specimens turn bright pink when found in their natural state. 2. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen. Hazards: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 very good :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted December 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 good one.. like no.2 in Hazards. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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