harv Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 up yours martin you **** JOCKEY sounds like a request to me? UP YOURS AS WELL HARV two in one night i very much doubt it a bit of DP never hurt anyone :yp: :yp: i agree totally smoke on the water is a classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Probably not, go with "**** burglar" instead Or "chutney ferret" - it's more in keeping with the theme of field sports Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scifiden Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 up yours martin you **** JOCKEY sounds like a request to me? UP YOURS AS WELL HARV two in one night i very much doubt it :yp: a bit of DP never hurt anyone :yp: i agree totally smoke on the water is a classic Nice one Harv Now where's that nice Martin who started this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 (edited) . Edited December 5, 2008 by Maiden22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 never go to a gay bar and ask for your stool to be pushed in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harv Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 never go to a gay bar and ask for your stool to be pushed in would that not be the point of going to one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scifiden Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 never go to a gay bar and ask for your stool to be pushed in Never go to a gay chinese restaurant & ask for the special "cream of sum yung man" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 (edited) . Edited December 5, 2008 by Maiden22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 (edited) . Edited December 5, 2008 by Maiden22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scifiden Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 never go to a gay bar and ask for your stool to be pushed in Never go to a gay chinese restaurant & ask for the special "cream of sum yung man" :yp: :yp: Are there many gay chinese restaurants ? Robert Yeah, they're all in Essex!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 (edited) . Edited December 5, 2008 by Maiden22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted August 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 cmon guys, its saturday night. lets have a boogie. "WestHam take the lead after 12 mins........................................" still thinking about them darts. wonder what groupings they will give. just finished painting the loft. carpet fitter is here on monday, put tv bracket up. must do that!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 ive just got in from work, the job from Hellllllllll........ i started at 9 am...................finished after midnight....... my back needs love love, my knee's too,my hands, my feet..... what the hell, GIVE ME SOME LOVE !!!!!!!! actually, its a bit worrying martin, have you been on the rock'n'roll woodbines mate ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaBravo Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 its how i roll but do you rock? only to dragonforce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted August 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 ive just got in from work, the job from Hellllllllll........ i started at 9 am...................finished after midnight....... my back needs love love, my knee's too,my hands, my feet..... what the hell, GIVE ME SOME LOVE !!!!!!!!actually, its a bit worrying martin, have you been on the rock'n'roll woodbines mate ? no pal, i just get a bit loved up some times. its usualy when i aint got things on my mind. it starts to wonder, you know how it is. as soon as i feel at one with life, i get a bit "sedate" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poacher Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 no pal, i just get a bit loved up some times. its usualy when i aint got things on my mind. it starts to wonder, you know how it is. as soon as i feel at one with life, i get a bit "sedate" Yeah baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted August 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 no pal, i just get a bit loved up some times. its usualy when i aint got things on my mind. it starts to wonder, you know how it is. as soon as i feel at one with life, i get a bit "sedate" Yeah baby RIGHT ON BROTHER!! I do have slightly hippy qualities. i love having a kip under a tree, waking up covered in dew. really like that noise the rain makes on leaves. very odd tapping sound love the funny shapes that trees grow into Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 no pal, i just get a bit loved up some times. its usualy when i aint got things on my mind. it starts to wonder, you know how it is. as soon as i feel at one with life, i get a bit "sedate" Yeah baby RIGHT ON BROTHER!! I do have slightly hippy qualities. i love having a kip under a tree, waking up covered in dew. really like that noise the rain makes on leaves. very odd tapping sound love the funny shapes that trees grow into I like farting in church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted August 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 CHARD YOU BIG QUEEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncan Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 Martin old boy just looked at some of your replies on other topics, are you indulging in the Rastafarian old holbourn . Next you`ll be changing ole socky for a feather duster BRING BACK THE OLD MARTIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted August 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 (edited) no pal, cant have a smoke anymore, just like spreading a bit o love around the place. theres too much moaning and bickering going on, so why dont we increase the peace!! Edited August 31, 2008 by martinmoreton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 ~looks left....... looks right....... walks slowly backwards towards the door~ you lot are scaring me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 (edited) think we need another killing spree mate, get it out yer system !!! ha ha ha... Edited September 1, 2008 by myzeneye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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