Boomstick

They rely on camouflage as their defence mechanism..... well unless they are bright blue and more poisonous than a dodgy friday night kebab! :yp:

a mate of mine arrived late at a barbeque - no buns left didn't stop him - he rolled 2 sausages up in a steak

Fascism: a radical, authoritarian nationalist ideology that aims to create a single-party state with a government led by a dictator who seeks national unity and development by requiring individuals to subordinate self-interest to the collective interest of the nation or race Fascist movements oppose any ideology or political system that gives direct political power to people as individuals rather than as a collective nation or race (individualism, liberalism, representative democracy); that is deemed detrimental to national identity and unity Liberalism: a broad class of political philosophies that considers individual liberty and equality to be the most important political goals Seems fairly unreconcilable.... Would certainly be an interesting read methinx

I'd say it definitely will - nothing like a good old fashioned time waste to **** off the numpties of this world

LOL! good luck getting a shotgun before you have SGC! That would be HIGHLY illegal. DO NOT DO THIS!! Stage 1. Get gun safe (google brattonsound) and affix to brick wall with fixing bolts, out of sight, where only you have access Stage 2. Apply for SGC stating the details about what your safe is and where it is Stage 3. Have interview with firearms chappy from the local police Stage 4. (if all goes to plan...) you get your SGC stage 5. get shotgun As for using your uncle's gun - yes you can, but only within certain legal restrictions Eg. On his land, under his SUPERVISION. Otherwise you can not Eg. no borrowing!!!!! DO NOT DO THIS - ILLEGAL!!!! Hope that helps, Boomstick

Welcome to the nuthouse mate

Bag it, take a snap, post it on here

In ripley by any chance? If so I think we go to the same one! Boomstick

Where do you get THOSE snap caps ?

LOL!

Can u use snap caps in a semi auto ::

couldn't agree more I have the eye of faith though - this kid probably has near android levels of clay pigeon skillz - as has been said before, get yourself to some mainstream competitions. Failing that, if you're this good - hit the competitions at the country fairs and win yourself some guns etc! They have prizes for colts! PS. As this was such a genius idea - if you win many guns, I may take a gun as 'tax'. A beretta silver pigeon will do me nicely. Cheers.

Pics of the baikal?

Thanks for ending my misery! And i won't enter a competition that I didn't play fair in - I am a gentleman!

Is this not what all cars look like?!

You have pm

:good:

mate there was no offence meant he a good guy, i see his posts Still if he is a practicer of 'self love' he is by definition a ****** not an insult ya see

or perhaps just a straight forward ****** (clue: rhymes with banker)

Cheers mate, appreciate the flattery :good: Added you as a friend - can never have too many compliments

He has booked an appointment with lady palm and her 5 daughters methinx

Tricky one recall - REALLY hairy with some dogs. Have you got the dog to a stage where if you tell it to sit it won't move until you say your release word? If not, go do that, if yes then read on....... first up, go back to stage 1 = say nothing, grab collar, walk dog to original position, say sit 1. Get dog to sit 2. Get yummy food/fun toy, whichever your dog wants more - some are greedy, some are curious (if it moves go back to stage 1) 3. **** the dog off by waving the food/toy in around and using a stupid voice BUT MAKE SURE IT SITS STILL (if it moves go back to stage 1) 4. Run backwards away from the dog (so you can see it, and if it moves go back to stage 1) 5. Once you've got 10m stop and wait at least 5 seconds in SILENCE coz it builds the anticipation for the dog (if it moves go back to stage 1) 6. Call 'come' or use your whistle BUT HOLD THE FOOD/TOY IN FRONT OF YOU CLEARLY IN VIEW 7. When the dog is in front of you make sure it is coming for the toy/food and tell it to SIT (if it does not then go back to stage 1) 8. When dog sits facing you, give it the food/toy and make a fuss 9. REPEAT LOTS 10. Increase the distance in step 5 Eventually you can give the toy/food every 3rd time, and then later you wont even need to! This will acheive 2 things: a) the dog will come to you, and not **** off the dog will learn to sit in front of you as a default - further preventing it from ******* off at will Hope that helps, Boomstick

WHERE IS THE BLEEDING HEDGEHOG?!