Yorkshire Pudding

Woohoo 16 more days to go . all the best Y.I.S

Jimmer fella don't worry about it everybody has gone through this stage , some have passed it and gone back into the barn door stage. 1st as a wise man on here told me (think it was COLUMBUS)practice mounting your gun in the mirror.When your looking str8 down the rib you've cracked it. 2nd don't panic it'll come if given time and practice. 3rd practice some more 4th a little bit more practice go's a long way. 5th are u sure you've had enough time practiceing with your gun ? You get the picture . all the best Y.I.S NotEdited by Cranfield on whenever as i have saved him the bother, bought a dictonary and found a few better words to explain myself with all the best Y.I.S

:( curley watts, Benny off xroads . R lass says any more comments about my appearence and she's coming round your houses to sort u out but not in the nice way . all the best Y.I.S

8-) !!!! all the best fella

If you get a vixen, burry her in a suitable place for you to shoot.But burry her well. we usually ask the farmer if it would be ok to put some blocks over her.When she starts to go "off" she will release her hormones. And every dog fox in the county will be coming to pay her a visit. all the best Y.I.S

A tenner on supergame getting flamed(i'll split it with the 1st 1 to do it) :( all the best

Glad u posted that last bit malc.I'll tell r lass NOT to stop taking the pill all the best

R.stopper Its me mate's GUNSHY bitch.(lol hope he reads this) :( all the best

If it's steady on't farm i'll get the loader and scoop up a bucket full of wheat/barley and stand it in the middle of the yard.Also bate fox's with fish heads.That works a treat as the can smell them bxxxxxs rotting from the next country. :( all the best

Yea u got it that dog is sniffing my massive packet(ask r lass).Ye god R.stopper that dog must have its nose a good 9" away. yours not quite sure how to take a comment like that off a bloke :( :*) :*)

Can't wait to tell r lass. Looks like i'm going to have some fun makeing kids. Will this £25 a trip be payed everyday? lol all the best

The old lady who was feeding the pigeons in the park at the time was well pd off. :( all the best

Try this one. I've always told r lass that i dont need a special day to tell her i love her.Blah Blah blah. Now i dont even need to get her a card. If on the odd ocasion a card is bought....lol it makes it all the more "special" all the best

Make your own mine cost the grad total of a tenner. Which included a varible speed device. all the best

Well gents i plumped for a bitter/"strong ale" in the end as that had the most votes. I now have 9 and a bit gallons of "courage directors bitter" fermenting away in the primery fermenter. :( :( :( :( . It'll be a few weeks 'till i brew again as the system needs a few more tweeks. Yet more cash injection all the best

Me an me mate use a bull X . all the best

i've heard a rumour that i ahve some blokes number that can do that kinda thing. Where u at stu ? all the best

i'm in

****** lol Cider drinkers-whats the point as you can buy 300l for £2.50 in the local offie!!! hehe ernyha- Yea i also have a pint of mild now and again. Do you lads down there get tim. taylors drank mild?? all the best

Don't we all C So the 27th have you got your pass out :thumbs:? all the best

Gents After many years of building i have finally finished off my "all grain" brewery. :( I have been brewing beer at home for many years. Please don't think of home brewed beer as that flat, yeasty tasteing, **** that yer mate made. An u drank and said "yer lovely" and spent the next day with the world fallin outta your ***. I can make any beer as good as any commercial brewery. Saturday will be my first go with my new brewery and i can't decied what style of beer to try. Please help.No lager though as that is a different fermentation prosess and my "largering" fridge is not ready yet. all the best gents

LOL@C you wish fella ....you meek ****** hehehe.. all the best

Anybody squeecked in a fox with one of them fancy calls??? all the best

Still looking for a dog meself all the best

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: Time of return Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed: Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancée/wife retains the right to be ****** off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever. Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total Locations to be visited Females with whom conversation is permitted IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship. I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you to a Robbie Williams concert, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit. I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct. Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: Request is: APPROVED DENIED This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time: Date: Time of departure: Time of return: Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancée/Wife: Thought i post u that gents. I've got my pass out signed for the thursday. all the best