Bagsy

this friend thing is strange....must have been invented in Rotherham!

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an **** kicking contest

A modest little person, with much to be modest about

There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.....

What you looking at?

Scare the ******* life out of me why don't you!

Are you Richard Ashcroft?

Bigus Dickus

Get your **** back in here Bob!

Don't tell Mungler you've got his trophy

what are you doing to that poor boy in that picture you dodgy lot?

Fancy a Cider?

Why did you ask for man juice in your coffee?

All the 44444444's!!!

who has not been here?

when was I here?

Neither have I

"It's in the ******* air bob"

How's the trap gun?

98, YOU SURE?

All the 4ssssssssssssss!!

Where have you been, picking ones nose?

Want to buy a tracksuit, I've got some going cheap....