Bagsy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 How about everytime you fancy a drink give Bazza a ring and ask him to tell you one of his fishing stories? He will go on for so long there won't be anytime left for drinking. ....and while you're at it flog 'im a new set of boxers. Two birds, one stone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fancyacuppa Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 I have tried all the suggestions so far, apart from the Airfix modelling, thats extreme ! Sure thing ME, the airfix stuff is for hard core freaks who eat six inch nails for breakfast. I wouldn't go near that stuff matey, extreme isn't even close, pheeew............. How about you nipping out to your local ****** restaurant & nicking their Chocky Fountain?!?! Set it up at home & delve in brother, woo-yeah............. enjoy the fun gulping down 2'000'000 calories an hour, that's sure to keep your mind of the alcohol, not sure if its 100 percent for the detox though............... Best of luck though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 ....and while you're at it flog 'im a new set of boxers. Two birds, one stone One day Rodney we'll be millionaires Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 What about good old sex. xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Bazza has offered to come round and do me a "Foxy says NO to alcohol" puppet show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 What about good old sex. xxxxSuzy That's a kind offer Mrs Sweepy, but I think ME was hoping for someone a bit younger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 What about good old sex. xxxxSuzy I dont know any old women though Mrs Sweepy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Boom boom and wokka wokka indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toombsy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Don't watch Deep Blue Sea on Channel 5 right now... it's corny as hell. Instead, start downloading Ozric Tentacles' Domes of G'Bal. While it's running pop down your local corner pornographers and get yourself some cotton wool, lighter fluid and a carrier bag (without holes). Pour lighter fluid on cotton wool, stick it in the carrier bag, turn up the PC volume, start playing the track, put carrier bag on head. Let me know how you get on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 On a slightly more serious note you could also buy a reloading press and some powder, shot etc and load some cartridges. You could load some with rock salt and go and shoot the guy on ryantidgewells roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 That's a kind offer Mrs Sweepy, but I think ME was hoping for someone a bit younger. Lager on the monitor moment. Sorry ME I know you are on the wagon, But I ain't :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Mr Mug I may be old but i still have standards young man. xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 (edited) Mr Mug I may be old but i still have standards young man. xxxxSuzy You dissed me and "Mr Mug" in one post there, well done ! Got any old single friends with failing eyesight and big bangers though Mrs S ? EDIT: When I said big bangers, I mean above their knees Edited January 3, 2010 by ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 That could be the best 12.5 seconds of your life your knocking back there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 You dissed me and "Mr Mug" in one post there, well done ! Got any old single friends with failing eyesight and big bangers though Mrs S ? :good: :yes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 12.5 seconds? ME will NEVER manage it twice at his age :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosd Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Set to the wife's bush with tweezers , should kill a few weeks "should kill a few weeks" you must have one hairy missus mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 12.5 seconds Now that is impressive for a Essex man xxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 That's twice and includes a breather in between of course. Oh, and that also includes foreplay - well, I am not sure a hearty slap on the backside with the words "I won't wipe up on the curtains as long as you get the kettle on quick" counts for foreplay; it's more under the heading "general romance" than foreplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 My god Mr Mungler You have curtains in your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Not so much, but I could nip straight into the Paul Simon curtain showroom on the Lakeside Retail park - a very accomodating car park and a Burger King just round the corner. Can't say fairer than that, what with the BK meal thrown in as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Mrs Sweepy is just toying with you Mr Mug. Stop de-railing my thread. Has anyone tried Crystal Meth yet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddan Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 12.5 seconds? ME will NEVER manage it twice at his age :rolleyes: That's twice and includes a breather in between of course. Oh, and that also includes foreplay - well, I am not sure a hearty slap on the backside with the words "I won't wipe up on the curtains as long as you get the kettle on quick" counts for foreplay; it's more under the heading "general romance" than foreplay. I can't stop laughing at this................ Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Elvis is on telly, prescription drugs and burgers worked for him, well almost. Try that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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