ferretmanabu Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Slap some onto your lips to stop em getting chapped in the cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Kiss a cows **** and it also works,well it stops you licking them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kip270 Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Mmmmm i'll stick to the blistex thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Neutrogena lip balm and,dare I say it,hand cream.....to stop you fraying at the edges!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 My ma told me to avoid men with vaseline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 My ma told me to avoid men with vaseline Yes, but you didn't listen to her did you mate, hence you running away from a big, bad bear LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Reminds me about the rent boy who stood on a draughty corner hoping to get a chap on his lips!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Kiss a cows **** and it also works,well it stops you licking them laugh.gif laugh.gif Nice one Henry, Bazooka Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Reminds me about the rent boy who stood on a draughty corner hoping to get a chap on his lips!! And the gay guy who wanted some scented vaseline for his chaps :*) Heard the one about the gay carpenter that kept leaving a saw behind? :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Did you hear about the carpenter who`s wife wouldn`t let him have a new door in his bedroom? Or the architect who had his house made back to front? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kip270 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Thought I might get your attention!!! The joke has to be spoken! The key words are: `nude whore` `housemaid` Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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