lurcherboy Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl: "Will you marry me?" The girl said: "No!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, shooting, ferreting, coursing and drank lots of beer and ****** whenever he wanted. LB B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Its called utopia B) Ah but who would do the washing up B) Thats why you should marry a woman with small feet so she can get closer to the sink and the cooker :( Now in permanent hiding :*) BTMS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 plastering the out side toilet one day landbers son came over dads going shooting in 15 Min's tools went one way i went the other way only to meet the misses on the way out B) if looks could kill i would not be replying to this now B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNicholls Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP: 1. Its important to have a woman who helps at home ,cooks, cleans & has a job. 2.Its important to have a woman who makes you laugh. 3.Its important to have a woman you can trust & does'nt lie. 4.Its important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you. 5.Its very very important that these four bitches dont know each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 B) B) :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted November 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 BTMS, I have a dishwasher B) Chris, perfect plan mate, I have been trying to get that into operation for quite a few years B) LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossy835 Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 what a nice life he had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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