Browning GTS Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 Subject: FW: Ripper Irish Joke >> >> >> >>An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... >> >>"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". >> >>So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. >> >>"Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here." >> >>Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a >>£10 pound note appears. >> >>"This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to >>do?" >> >>"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient. >> >>The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and >>another and another and another, etc.... >> >>Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. >> >>"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of >>interest, How moch was in dare den?" >> >>The Doctor counts the pile of cash. >> >>"£1,990 exactly." >> >>"Ah, dat'd be roit,''says the Irishman >> >>scroll down>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>(Wait for it.........scroll down.) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.." >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 lol so then browning, santa got you a book of **** jokes for christmas then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 lol so then browning, santa got you a book of **** jokes for christmas then? LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 WICKED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falstafftap Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wabbitbosher Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 LTFOL WB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted December 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 lol so then browning, santa got you a book of **** jokes for christmas then? You thought that was bad. Have a look at this: Christmas Eve > >Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly >gates. >"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess >something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." > >The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He >flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. > >"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said. > >The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He >shook them and said, "They're bells." > >Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates." > >The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally >pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a >raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" > >The man replied, "These are Carols." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 o.m.g..... is the WHOLE book that bad? hmmm, lets try a random one browning.... try page hmmm...... try page 27. how bad is that one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjimmer Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Sad to hear about those Irish sea scouts. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/454458.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Very good Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted December 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 o.m.g..... is the WHOLE book that bad? hmmm, lets try a random one browning.... try page hmmm...... try page 27. how bad is that one? Right Page 27 CATS AND DOGS A fire fighter was working on the Engine outside the station when he noticed the little boy next door sitting in a little red wagon with little ladders hanging off the side. The boy was sporting a fire fighter's helmet and had the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. "Hey, little partner, what are you doing?" "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck." The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," he said with admiration. A closer inspection revealed that the boy had the wagon tied to the dog's collar and the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the adult said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you would tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 o.m.g..... is the WHOLE book that bad? hmmm, lets try a random one browning.... try page hmmm...... try page 27. how bad is that one? Right Page 27 CATS AND DOGS A fire fighter was working on the Engine outside the station when he noticed the little boy next door sitting in a little red wagon with little ladders hanging off the side. The boy was sporting a fire fighter's helmet and had the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. "Hey, little partner, what are you doing?" "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck." The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," he said with admiration. A closer inspection revealed that the boy had the wagon tied to the dog's collar and the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the adult said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you would tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren." hows about that one darebear :thumbs: :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjimmer Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Sad to hear about those Irish sea scouts. Their tent sank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 yes yes yes ok, that amused me. third time lucky browning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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