foxbuster Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Couple for my fellow bikers:- 'When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve the situation, but it will end the suspense!' 'Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 A couple or three from Monty Python Blessed are the cheesemakers (Life of Brian) Your mother was a hamster and you father smelled of elderberries (Holy Grail) he's #### snuffed it (Parrot sketch) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJN Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 you are only as old as the girl you feel, you're too old when you stop feeling M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 If it turns blue, you have used the wrong end :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~MX Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 how about " if you can't **** get off the pot" ! f3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scragrat Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 George Best- I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. Priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 The old Suffolk saying. "I'm not gay..........but my boyfriend is" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
officerdibble777 Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 how about this one !!!! There's only one thing worse than having dihorea, It's trying to have it quietly in a public toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 George Best- I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. Priceless! he had some classics - he once won a fortune in a casino, he was in his hotel room ****** with a miss world, half naked on the bed with piles of cash spread all over her and the bed, he ordered some champers and the waiter entered the room and "mr best, how did it go so wrong??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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