Axe Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you ****** consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 ...a black(?) light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted February 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Black light is Ultra-Violet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Black light is Ultra-Violet. Or a blown light bulb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 I see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted February 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Black light is Ultra-Violet. Or a blown light bulb. Obviously you need to change yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death, Sounds like a mother in law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pelt man Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 "Nelly is the only animal that can't jump". What about a Sloth, they can't jump. I've seen Chimps ******** for fun. Other than that, aint it just. The Pelt Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maori Haz Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 i got the same e-mail Axe Good though! MH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Its been on here before Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 How many men does it take to change a black lightbulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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