dead-eye-dick Posted July 2, 2002 Report Share Posted July 2, 2002 :grumpy: I meet a bloke in a pub the other evening and he told me something which I thought you should know about... He has a sure-fire way of stopping pigeons from eating his crops - without the need for bloodshed.. :0 He just takes off his clothes, paints himself green, lays in the field and makes a noise like a young rape plant or some pea shoots......... Then, when a bird lands for a sniff, he grabs them and hypnotises them with a silver pocket-watch....he did say he had convinced some of them they were human and has them working on the farm -- driving tractors, harvest vehicles and the such-like.. He also said some of his birds work in local govenment, which figures. Do you think i've hit upon a new way of life or just drunken fool :grumpy: :what: :=) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deako Posted July 2, 2002 Report Share Posted July 2, 2002 er........ :thumbs: ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted July 2, 2002 Report Share Posted July 2, 2002 It sounds to me, as if you were in that Maidstone pub that was raided for illegal substances and you were talking to the chief suspect. :thumbs: Alternatively, it could just be a slow day at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead-eye-dick Posted July 2, 2002 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2002 :thumbs: Right second time......over active imagination i'm affraid... I was only in the pub waiting for a mate.....I've never had a drink in my life .....i'm pure as the driven snow.... :evil: :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted July 2, 2002 Report Share Posted July 2, 2002 You sure it was only local government they had infiltrated? It seems there's a lot of bird-brains in the House of Commons! (Particularly the anti shooting lobby ....... grrrrr :grumpy: ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazza Posted July 2, 2002 Report Share Posted July 2, 2002 You know what Dead-eye..............I think your completely normal.............it's all the others that are twisted.............. Can't type for much longer..............gotta go & wash the back of my eyes......... :thumbs: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead-eye-dick Posted July 9, 2002 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2002 I've found a small patch of red scales on my back and my hands are becoming magnetic........is anyone else getting these problems.......... I hope they cut the rape soon.........I've herd stories about people going mad.......I'm ok though coz us pineapples are all sprayed for insanity.. :( :thumbs: I cAn See THe PigeOns bUt cAnT GeT tO ThEM ~#*[},...,£$)(8^%4£" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meandassey Posted July 9, 2002 Report Share Posted July 9, 2002 Which pub was this Dead Eye? I want a pint of whatever they are serving there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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