highseas Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 ohh jeasus christ, why do we drink? and how dose it go so badly so fast? it started with a wee nip, reading the forums and e-mails. then went in to a full blown **** up :unsure: with a romanian freind of mine who stupidly challanged me to a drinking contest just before he fel out of the door and down 5 steps he said "you win" then on the floor he shouted "dip me in chocalate and feed me to the lesbians" i then polished off my second bottle of jamesons :blink: :blink: and crawled yes crawled (legs work fine when sat down) across the yard were i left a trail of sick, them passed out in the house beonging to the poles woke up them got stuck behind 40 gas bottles.( i dont know how but i did) and then fell asleep in the washroom then got my sorry *** (while giggleing like a ***) into the other romanians bedroom (where his two sisters were ) and passed out for good befor i could show myself up any more./ and i woke up on my floor (how did i get hear?) lookig a bit worse for where and still a bit drunk,,,,,,,ready for work...no i had to do the walk of shame past all the christmass tree staff (not good) say sorry to said sisters and then sway on the spot nurseing coffie untill the boss showed up looked at me (que the rest of them ******* them selves with laughter) and said "neil i dont even want to know" just a nuther day on feddal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksdad Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Serves you right you fool! Bet you won't do it ever again, until next week........ :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highseas Posted October 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 even my eyes hurt :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbo1 Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 one word for you my friend...... underberg (link) works a treat for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 That crazy post last night got me thinking that you were tying on a big one . Fair play to you and your capers . Hope you feel better soon . Bottle Jamesons to yourself ? Respect , Sir . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mongrel- Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 That crazy post last night got me thinking that you were tying on a big one . Fair play to you and your capers . Hope you feel better soon . Bottle Jamesons to yourself ? Respect , Sir . Errr, it was two wasn't it? He should be in hospital!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 I was going to say the same. I can do one bottle and be very worse for wear but still function. Staring a second though - that breaks my healthy living rule! I know one isn't healthy, but two is daft fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 I'm a bit of a light weight nowadays probably always have been). it's not the drinking bit as that's fun, I just can't be doing with the minging hangover the next day. I find that my kids are no respecters of a drunken sore head and they still expect a 100% fit Dad to jump on. Your drinking exploits - i take my hat off to you but I'm also glad I'm not going through that this morning (had 2 glasses of wine watching the walking dead and that was enough for me). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 one word for you my friend...... underberg (link) works a treat for me Very much a **** or bust remedy. I redecorated my tent one morning at a VW show after chugging one of these bad boys down after a truly evil session. I didn't even pack it away when I left, it would have needed a scraper tractor in there for at least half an hour to make any difference. Hang in the there Neil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highseas Posted October 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 Errr, it was two wasn't it? He should be in hospital!!! i sicked it up before it done any damage ive been known to drink around 15 pints of ale and not be too bad :blink: not often thou, them two sisiers have not stopped giggleing every time they se me thou i dred to think my nick name was "major" (from the tweed suits) but they all call me "major disaster" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 Thats a potentially lethal intake and you could have woke up dead. Amy Winehouse drank less than that and she died. Paula Yates too. When I was in the army in Germany several blokes killed themselves that way. There was an order saying anyone put to bed drunk had to be laid face down. And their hand tied to the bed frame to stop them turning over. That was in the late 70s and it was the commonist cause of death among squaddies. We put loads of blokes to bed that way, It was a wild time. See them on parade the next morning, god what a sight. The SM knew too, he would have been daft not to have known. He made them suffer. We had to get them up, get them dressed and shaved and hold them up sometimes. Its a dangerous business drinking that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 When I was in the army in Germany several blokes killed themselves that way. There was an order saying anyone put to bed drunk had to be laid face down. And their hand tied to the bed frame to stop them turning over. I'm not saying anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksdad Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 I say, are you hinting at some form of shirt-liftery going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 There was worse than that went on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddywack12 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 There was worse than that went on Cant think of anything worse than being tied up and bummed by a load of squaddies :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksdad Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Paddy, just what are you trying to say, stop beating around the bush! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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