ME Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 If all us Herts Crayfishers gave you 2 weeks catch, plus the location of where to catch your own crayfish, and you did not mind us using it as a Crayfish trap, would that be enough to tempt you into parting with it. After all we do not want you getting too excited or worked up, as you could go the same colour as the car and we wouldn't want that would we, would we? Thanks Terry, A kind offer. This vehicle has a fair boot space with the rear seats down. It would be dead handy for all crayfishing activities. There are no extra permits or licences required with this car, so no worries about getting a "TUG" from the much feared and talked about crayfishing river police. I would accept £700 and some cakes from you mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 I would accept £700 and some cakes from you mate Cakes or would you rather have Tarts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Cakes or would you rather have Tarts? I have owned this car since last year, as a result I have had more than my fair share of tarts I will of course include a large stick with the sale of this car, you will need one to keep the female admirers at bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcw65 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 You need a black one,look what happened when i parked mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 You need a black one,look what happened when i parked mine. Darrrrrling! Black is soooooo last year. This years "must have colour" is faded red / Crayfish Cerise. Victoria Beckham and Stella McCartney have got dresses in faded red in their collections this year Dont forget this car comes with TWO ORIGINAL RNLI stickers in the back window. If you are out crayfishing and fall in the drink you can expect "extra speedy and special VIP treatment" from the Coastguard / RNLI Life boat crew / River Police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Does it have wheelchair access? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Does it have wheelchair access? It has a large door on the back. This provides great access for wheelchairs, prams, pushchairs, wheelbarrows, sackbarrows, unicycles, kids bikes, skateboards, roller skates and many other wheeled items. The two RNLI stickers in the back are blue but this doesn't mean that you can legally park in blue badge holder spaces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Will you RFD it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catweazle Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 It has a large door on the back. This provides great access for wheelchairs, prams, pushchairs, wheelbarrows, sackbarrows, unicycles, kids bikes, skateboards, roller skates and many other wheeled items. What about cement mixers ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 It has a large door on the back. This provides great access for wheelchairs, prams, pushchairs, wheelbarrows, sackbarrows, unicycles, kids bikes, skateboards, roller skates and many other wheeled items. The two RNLI stickers in the back are blue but this doesn't mean that you can legally park in blue badge holder spaces. I'll have a think about it A friend of mine had the previous version of the Rav4, I think it was the IC4? Cracking little motor, only cost him about £20 (all the small change he had on him at the time). The only downside was that it smelt of bacon inside.....weird :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 What about cement mixers ? Yes, and cement mixers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Will you RFD it? I will deliver it anywhere within that yard that it is in, no problem. Outside that you will have to collect it. Why not make a holiday out of it and see how us Southerners live (inside facilities and everything down here ) Coming from the Wirral, this car must be a safe bet for you, no self respecting wheel thief is gonna touch those rims :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 I will deliver it anywhere within that yard that it is in, no problem. Outside that you will have to collect it. Why not make a holiday out of it and see how us Southerners live (inside facilities and everything down here ) Coming from the Wirral, this car must be a safe bet for you, no self respecting wheel thief is gonna touch those rims :P I will meet you halfway on petrol costs for driving it around the yard. I've just had a look at the car for myself it's mint. One last question what's better a Perazzi Under and Below or Hatsan Escort for vermin control and driven days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 One last question what's better a Perazzi Under and Below or Hatsan Escort for vermin control and driven days? It's horses for courses that one. This car however will look equally as good parked outside Hodnet - West Midlands Clay Ground (the Mecca) as it would on a driven day on a country estate at Lord and Lady Farquarr Smythes. It is well known that many of the Royal family use these cars for driven days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Coming from the Wirral, this car must be a safe bet for you, no self respecting wheel thief is gonna touch those rims :P But the Wirral Police have a crime reference number..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Unfortunately none of the local car thieves respect themselves around here, so those trims would be gone before crossing the Wirralshire border Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 (edited) Did I mention that it has: * power steering (in case you are a lady or a bit wimpy) * electric mirrors * an marked cloth interior (none of that cheap leather) * plastic wheel trims (don't mistake these for inferior "alloy wheels") * 5 tyres with tread, some type of RinkyDink unknown budget tyres - Lewis Hamilton used them once. * 5 forward gears and one reverse * 4 seat belts * folding / split rear seats. removeable too. * a 2000cc engine. (same one as used in Formula 1) * front and rear headrests. (in case you have a weak neck) This car is a real bargain. We are talking Rolls Royce luxury for Morris Minor money. Edited November 22, 2011 by ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 I was planning to use this all terrain vehicle for the Paris-Dakar rally next year, but I have recently won £60 million on the lottery and plans have changed. This car is a true "all rounder". You will be the envy of your street in this baby. It is an action vehicle. It is as much a vehicle as a status symbol. It speak volumes about the kind of person you are. DISCLAIMER: Upon ownership of this vehicle you may want to: try extreme sports, go on expeditions and to wear utility trousers and drink your own wee like Bear Grylls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 This vehicle has just passed an MOT. That's a Ministry of Transport Test. That should be MOTT surely? Here is a list of the things that the man did as part of that test - >WHAT IS TESTED< In days gone by, it was easier to obtain an MOT, but with the new computerised MOT system things have been really tightened up - cars actually have to be at the MOT station! As this car has just passed its MOT you will have a years motoring without having to worry if it is roadworthy and whether bits are going to fall off it. The MOT itself cost me £40! So really the price is £710 plus the price of the MOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artschool Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Unfortunately none of the local car thieves respect themselves around here, so those trims would be gone before crossing the Wirralshire border can't believe ME is insulting the mighty three sided island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 (edited) can't believe ME is insulting the mighty three sided island. When you buy the car I will include a formal letter of apology with the sale receipt. In the meantime, control your excitement, here are some photos of the interior. As you will see this is the FINEST in 1990's Japanese car interior design. The steering wheel is on the dashboard, pedals on the floor and gearstick in the middle. It has rubber mats front and back and one of those clever magnetic tax disc holders. It is currently SORN. Which means I have declared it off road. I had planned to go on tour with the newly reformed 90's pop group "Steps" but it didn't look like they were getting on, so I decided against it. I have recently shacked up with a young Thai girl that I met whilst I was on location as Sylvester Stallones body double. We plan to have 7 or 8 kids so I need a larger car. Edited November 22, 2011 by ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artschool Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 to think I can make out a 20p stuck down the side of one of the seats. is that included? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 to think I can make out a 20p stuck down the side of one of the seats. is that included? Yes, all included mate. I also dropped £6000 in £50 notes today. I can't be sure that they are in the car, but if you buy it and find them, you can have them too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artschool Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 (edited) also can we get a picture of the inside of the glovebox so as to see the collection of ladies underwear? I assume that's included too. many thanks arty. Edited November 22, 2011 by artschool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 (edited) also can we get a picture of the inside of the glovebox so as to see the collection of ladies underwear? I assume that's included too. many thanks arty. I removed the undies from the glovey and a local company have sewed them together into a king size duvet cover for my bed. It was only two pairs but by god those fat girls are grateful I may however be able to locate a stray pubic hair or two within the car to substantiate my claims about it being a totally fanny magnet. Edited November 23, 2011 by ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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