Yorkshire Pudding Posted June 28, 2003 Report Share Posted June 28, 2003 A mate sent me this ...and i thought you might enjoy it... all the best yis yp :ph34r: Subject: Best Come Back Line Ever This was apparently in the Washington Post... the title of the Article was"Best Comeback Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, Public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County Courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch. He decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and There was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he Stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to have his way. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realise that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin?, Damn...is it midnight already?'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
everygoodnamewastaken Posted June 28, 2003 Report Share Posted June 28, 2003 Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooktrout Posted June 28, 2003 Report Share Posted June 28, 2003 Nice one YP, I often fancy a pumpkin when Im walking through the market, but theres always a crowd around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 The following was never proved to have actually taken place. Sir Winston Churchill approached a lady at a high society social function. "Would you sleep with me for 1 million pounds ?" he said. "I might" she replied smiling. "Would you sleep with me for one pound ?" he asked. "What kind of woman do you think I am ?" she retorted. "Madam, we have established what kind of woman you are, we are now establishing a price." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 :( I've never tried pumpkin pie and now i never will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted June 30, 2003 Report Share Posted June 30, 2003 I've herd the churchill one before, both very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJ Posted June 30, 2003 Report Share Posted June 30, 2003 ....... and the Frenchman who, when charged with Necrophilia, exclaimed "Dead!!! sacre bleu. I thought she was American". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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