henry d Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 A goat goes into a job centre and asks the guy behind the counter if he has a job for him.The man is a little bemused at a talking goat and has a wee think.............."How about a job in a circus?"asks the man. "Why on earth would a circus need a bricklayer?" says the goat. Marks out of ten ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Scotland all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 A goat goes into a job centre and asks the guy behind the counter if he has a job for him.The man is a little bemused at a talking goat and has a wee think.............."How about a job in a circus?"asks the man."Why on earth would a circus need a bricklayer?" says the goat. Marks out of ten ? 3 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 You got a bloody cheek posting it in the first place and now you want us to mark it :yp: LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted June 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Scotland all the best yis yp That`s Nil Pointe then Cap`n? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 :yp: That was awful but it did make me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Two chickens on a perch and one said to the other, "Can you smell fish?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Two chickens on a perch and one said to the other, "Can you smell fish?" now THAT'S bad why couldn't the midget work at the butchers? the steaks were too high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fulltimeshooter Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 I think this calls for someone to tell you dont give up your day jobs and im that man! HENRY D 1/10 im not impressed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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