ronttuk Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem. He was unable to get his pen1s erect. The doctor checked him out, then told him that the muscles around the base of his pen1s were damaged from a previous viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if the man was willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into the man's pen1s. The man thought about it for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go try out his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his pen1s immediately sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his trousers. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?" " With tears in his eyes, he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if another bread roll will fit up my ar$e..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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