strongski Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 iv just been asked to be best man. now im asking for ideas from all of you. i need to give him the best send off ever. strippers and beer are old hat. so something original please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-oXo- Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 (edited) iv just been asked to be best man. now im asking for ideas from all of you. i need to give him the best send off ever. strippers and beer are old hat. so something original please Strippers and tequila....... in Amsterdam! Edited March 10, 2012 by -oXo- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Make him wear a silk neglige out in the pubs and clubs and slip a Viagra in his drink at the start of the night, really funny when the stag starts to get drunk and wonder why he has the uncontrolable erection of doom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongski Posted March 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Strippers and tequila....... in Amsterdam! small problem the stag has no passport and the mrs stag will not let him get one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 iv just been asked to be best man. now im asking for ideas from all of you. i need to give him the best send off ever. strippers and beer are old hat. so something original please How long have you got till the stag do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asa Bear Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 small problem the stag has no passport and the mrs stag will not let him get one Get out now while he can! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongski Posted March 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 How long have you got till the stag do? some time next year no dates set Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 So you have plenty of time to get him a passport somehow??!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asa Bear Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 (edited) So you have plenty of time to get him a passport somehow??!! Listen pal if she won't let him have a passport now he's ****** unless he makes a stand. Maybe I married a good un but I'm "allowed" to do pretty much what I like. Edited March 12, 2012 by Dunkield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshLamb Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 he needs to grow a pair! seriously! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggins. Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Get out now while he can! Have to agree on that one. If she`s this controlling now what`s she going to be like after the big day?? Bigger fool him for putting up with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongski Posted March 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 you got the wrong end of the stick. its me mrs stag has no trust in not him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongski Posted March 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 mr and mrs stag are a good mix if it was down to me the stag would be left in the tebeton hills with the nomads. with a prober hang over from hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Go to Blackpool mate. You can get anything there that you can get in the Dam and no passport required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongski Posted March 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Go to Blackpool mate. You can get anything there that you can get in the Dam and no passport required. if thats the case then we can do it in oxford / bracknell i would like to do something differt not have a $20 hor rub her swetty stinky ***** on his nose im looking for a boys day out action packed fun. is there somewere you can play with cemtex :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Bound to be some sort of events company that will organise a boys day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongski Posted March 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 i was thinging a morning target shooting with a 50 bmg im affganinstan then help the boys with cemtex bolw up the I.E.Ds then over to tebet for some wolf hunting with eagles.maybe wheele school on bandits.or a track day in a db9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Strippers and tequila....... in Amsterdam! and sex clubs,whores,drugs,more alcohol. If you go,every Brit has to make the journey to the 'Grasshopper' coffee shop-its written into your passport you know and they even give you a menu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongski Posted March 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 and sex clubs,whores,drugs,more alcohol. If you go,every Brit has to make the journey to the 'Grasshopper' coffee shop-its written into your passport you know and they even give you a menu. [/q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-oXo- Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 i was thinging a morning target shooting with a 50 bmg im affganinstan then help the boys with cemtex bolw up the I.E.Ds then over to tebet for some wolf hunting with eagles.maybe wheele school on bandits.or a track day in a db9 Sounds like a PigeonWatch day out, when we leaving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongski Posted March 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 come on boys give me some wicked idears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry flashman Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Hi mate, my stag we are looking at a place in northhampton where you can drive stock cars, I just know that bit as best man checked as he doesn't know half the guys who will be there, after that his call but I expect will involve some of the above no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Marty Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 :good: Bring him over here and well give him a night he will never forget..No passport required,and its something differnt..If your interested give me a shout and ill give you some pointers buddy :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongski Posted March 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 he will have to get a passport iv found a place in poland where you can shoot driven bore and a range for autos and pistols :blink: :good: Bring him over here and well give him a night he will never forget..No passport required,and its something differnt..If your interested give me a shout and ill give you some pointers buddy :good: thanks bud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.philmypower. Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 I'm in the same position as you pal, I've arranged a med eval banquet at a castle, and you eat your meal with a dagger, proper manly . It's unlimited mead, hog and lamd and you get to call the waitresses wench . Can't wait, there's entertainment such as fighting and sword fighting. Should be a good night. Oh only £50 a head Good luck buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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