bakerboy Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 I went out on the Pigeons today, and took along my 9 year old Grandson Tim, he jumped into the rear seats of the car and let out a "Whoop" whats this Grandad? is it a new decoy he said with a cheeky smile on his face . I did not know what to say, which he found even more amusing. I brought the item home, as I did not know what else to do with it. Lesley told me I did not know what to do with the real thing, so why the surpise, any way "It may comin handy" she said, so I will hang on to it for a while. Thanks to who ever poked it in the car, it the most interesting thing that has been on the rear seats for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bakerboy Posted April 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Is this an admittion of guilt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 God, the stuff you get up to round there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 I'd say it was an Essex wind up, personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted April 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 I'd say it was an Essex wind up, personally. Lesley thought it might have been a Billy prank, I think she said "prank"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Said item originated from Billy and was found in the case of the shotgun I had just bought off him. The gift was too generous for us Essex folk and so we thought a Herts chap would make better use of it.... Who doesn't lock their car when shooting in this day and age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 I think Lesley hit the nail on the head. Talking of that, it's an excellent substitute if you don't have a hammer on hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Billy if you could be so kind as to upload the photo of your gun and gun case (not the one off gun watch ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 (edited) Get Baz to stick the photo he took, up on the PW Facebook page. I think that's allowable there. Edited April 2, 2012 by Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 What there's a rule on here against showing a photo of a 2 foot double ended dildo crammed into a 20 gauge Beretta shotgun case? Harsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddJob Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 This thread is useless without a picture of terry and his new toy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Well if it's double ended definitely bring it to the Cotswold do Terry, the dorms are doubles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beretta28g Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 I cant belive no one else has said it, Pictures!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted April 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 I cant belive no one else has said it, Pictures!!! Being a ginga I normally get red eye in photo's, if I had my picture taken with this the entire head would be RED. I am now starting to worry if there are any other surprise to be found :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HandleBar Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 I can't believe BakerBoy's Grandson picked it up off the back seat to the embarrassed puzzlement of BakerBoy - oh well there comes a day in every sons life when he looks at his dad in bewilderment and wonders whether it's time to put him in a home and today was the day!! In future I'm gonna have to check the car before I let Tim open up BakerBoy's (granddad's) car again!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Here, have a look at my new gun - isn't she lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted April 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Here, have a look at my new gun - isn't she lovely Now I am worried. Do I have to look for 2 of the more normal (for a 64 year old) size somewhere in the car :hmm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 I'd say it was an Essex wind up, personally. Oiy the only way is Essex batteries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Here, have a look at my new gun - isn't she lovely Top man. Sorry, I was driving home...! It was nice knowing you on PW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted April 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 I can't believe BakerBoy's Grandson picked it up off the back seat to the embarrassed puzzlement of BakerBoy - oh well there comes a day in every sons life when he looks at his dad in bewilderment and wonders whether it's time to put him in a home and today was the day!! In future I'm gonna have to check the car before I let Tim open up BakerBoy's (granddad's) car again!! Sorry son and grandson, (handlebar and handlebar2) perhaps it is time for the funny farm for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 It's a new type of bore snake. And in my defence, it's your photo Billy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted April 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Top man. Sorry, I was driving home...! It was nice knowing you on PW I may be able to use it as a bore cleaner , I just have to find a bore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted April 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Top man. Sorry, I was driving home...! It was nice knowing you on PW There was a young man from ghent, Whose knob was exceedingly bent, To save himself trouble he put it in double, Instead of coming he went. By the way Billy, when you think what we were speaking about at the pub on Sunday how did you keep a straight face? washing machine? Dead bird in the nest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Should have told the lad it was a battery powered pecker...... So good it pulls 2birds at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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