DSPUK Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Don't mess with Texas! You go girl!!! ONLY IN TEXAS . . . . . . . It only went "Click!" FROM ... "THE HOUSTON HERALD NEWSPAPER" Last Thursday Night Around midnight, A Woman From Houston , Texas Was Arrested, Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter For Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back As He Was Running Away With Her Purse. The Following Monday Morning, The Woman Was Called In Front Of The Arraignment Judge, Sworn In, And Asked To Explain Her Actions. The Woman Replied, "I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop For About 15 Minutes, Waiting For The Bus To Take Me Home After Work.. I Am A Waitress At A Local Cafe..... I Was There Alone, So I Had My Right Hand On My Pistol, That Was In My Purse, That Was Hung Over My Left Shoulder. All Of A Sudden I Was Being Spun Around Hard To My Left. As I Caught My Balance, I Saw A Man Running Away From Me With My Purse. I Looked Down At My Right Hand And I Saw That My Fingers Were Wrapped Tightly Around My Pistol. The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out Loud, " No Way Punk! You are Not Stealing My Pay Check And Tips." I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My Pistol At The Man Running Away From Me With My Purse, And Squeezed The Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times! When Asked By The Arraignment Judge, "Why Did You Shoot The Man 6 Times? The Woman Replied Under Oath, "Because, When I Pulled The Trigger The 7th Time, It Only Went Click." The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges. And She Was Back At Work, At The Cafe, The Next Day! Now that's Gun Control..... We can only dream on :rolleyes: Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digit Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storme37 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 only in america lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southeastpete Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Some would say he got what he deserved. some might say he could have been a young father recently made redundant, driven to desperation trying to feed his kids, and that killing a man over a couple of hundred dollars is ridiculous. I'd probably say wrong place wrong time. Hopefully it'll put some other people off robbery,if only for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Here is a thought for you all, Some years ago on a Saturday afternoon we cashed up at the Butchers. Did the normal, checked the tills placed the float for Monday in the safe and took the remainder £ notes and cheques to the night safe. We used to go in pairs or maybe sometimes 3 of us used to go if we had a feeling :unsure: Any way off we go round to the night safe its was a walk of around 1/4 of a mile not far but with a few grand (£5000 ish)in the wallet far enough. We always took care looking at everyone around, clocking cars coming up from behind :look: watching a gang of youths around the phone box :look: alwys expecting the worst. When we got to the safe we would seem to chuck the wallet in like grease lightning some times struggling to get your fingers out of the way quick enough. This time was like all the other times, no problem the deed was done. Only as soon as the safe door was shut this bloke came running past like Linford (well a white version) then another after him with some women shouting- "STOP THIEF HE'S GOT MY BAG" Well Linford was fast, but he did loose eventually the chap came down with a bloody good rugby tackle got him down a good un Well to say it was a job well done would be an understatement. People all around were looking, some coming over for a closer look to get involved,or maybe to get a peace of the glory. There was one big problem, the chap that was on the deck, who was nursing a cut knee ripped jacket and smashed ego was actually the womans husband chasing the bloke who nicked her bag. We were lucky, or should i say her husband was lucky, if we,or that may have happened in the USA she could of been minus a husband as well as her bag. Quite easily to make a mistake,and not being able to go back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bry-M Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 By the way, it is false http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/click.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeh Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:FUNNYTEXAS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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