BTMS Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 >After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on >her nightstand by the bed. > >He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. > >"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. > >"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. > >"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. > >"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. > >"No, no, no!!!" she answers. > >"Well, who in the hell is he?", he demands. > > > > > > > > > > > > >"That's me before the surgery." > The RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS. WHAT AM I? AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN... > > > > > TOOTHBRUSH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king ratcatcher Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 :yp: :( LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadeye ive Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Did your wife type that lot out :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 Brian I for one am going to call for you to be banned from this site ! lmao ! all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Axe Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipster Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 I got it wrong never would have guessed Toothbrush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted September 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 yp< Seconded.......... I have banned myself during the hours of DARKNESS (better things to do) Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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