hedd-wyn Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUfmYnGO6B8 Oh the good ol' days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled frank Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 What do you expect?You were wearing camo so the fella obviously didn't see you and probably thought he was hearing voices in his heed. Nice one!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled frank Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 We have fish and chip boutiques in Surrey. You should try an East Kent fried potato emporium if you're ever down this way..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeredup Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 He'd probaly have a few Sanatogen and a Werthers chaser, foul his trousers and then go and feed the seagulls. hilarious as ever!! should of squirted him in the eyes with salt n vinegar left him with a pickled egg us his **** and got your chips an made a swift exit! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marktattoo Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I had a guy , 25ish, as Im walking up the queue line he edges past me and cuts in front of me . He kept his back to me and ignored me when I said excuseme ! I felt my temper rising and thought hes not worth getting into a row with and even worse some altercation where I could lose my SG cert. Arent some people rude and stupid as i was dressed in my combats and cammo gear, I had just finished an evenings rabbit shooting. . I kept cool and let it go . Has anyone had similar experiences ? very simple top of your voice ask the people in the chippy if they are going to serve the que jumper before you, if so then you will take your custom elsewhere now and in the future and you will suggest that all your friends don't use the chippy as well as posting it all over the internet that the way to get served in xxxx chippy is to que jump. You watch the que jumper be asked to wait his turn rather quickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I was stood in a taxi queue a few years ago. We were at the top of the queue and there were about ten others people behind us waiting. I stood there eating my chicken burger when two young gobby girls came and stood in front of us. I politely told them that they were at the wrong end of the queue and they said that they were "just standing there". When our taxi pulled up the two girls jumped in our cab and just before they closed the cab door I launched my chicken burger at them. It exploded as it hit one of the girls on the back of the head smothering her and her mate with lettuce, mayonnaise chicken burger. The whole cab queue cheered and laughed as the two girls drove off in our taxi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeredup Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I was stood in a taxi queue a few years ago. We were at the top of the queue and there were about ten others people behind us waiting. I stood there eating my chicken burger when two young gobby girls came and stood in front of us. I politely told them that they were at the wrong end of the queue and they said that they were "just standing there". When our taxi pulled up the two girls jumped in our cab and just before they closed the cab door I launched my chicken burger at them. It exploded as it hit one of the girls on the back of the head smothering her and her mate with lettuce, mayonnaise chicken burger. The whole cab queue cheered and laughed as the two girls drove off in our taxi. good shot sir!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I was stood in a taxi queue a few years ago. We were at the top of the queue and there were about ten others people behind us waiting. I stood there eating my chicken burger when two young gobby girls came and stood in front of us. I politely told them that they were at the wrong end of the queue and they said that they were "just standing there". When our taxi pulled up the two girls jumped in our cab and just before they closed the cab door I launched my chicken burger at them. It exploded as it hit one of the girls on the back of the head smothering her and her mate with lettuce, mayonnaise chicken burger. The whole cab queue cheered and laughed as the two girls drove off in our taxi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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