Bob_dog Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager. "Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the truck. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my truck and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out." The manager says "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him." Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on". "Now what's the problem?" raged the Manager. "Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch.".................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Naughty but funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karl h Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 very good just brightened up my thursday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonrms Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 a joke that i didnt even see the punch line comming... well done.. made me laugh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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