the pelt man Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 Sorry Guy's but PMT has hit me BAD I don't know what to do with myself i just feel like crying, my Wife is on the way back from Stanstead Airport after just picking up the Mother-in-law. She is over to stay for 2 weeks before going home then returning for another 2 weeks over Christmas Do any of you get PRE-MOTHER-IN-LAW-TENSION & IF SO WHAT SHOULD I DO ? PELTMAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipster Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 Peltman its easy First get yourself a very young Mother in law Just like mine next keep looking down her veluptuous cleavage, smile nicely go to pub lots of beer and dream. There you go job done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 Peltman its easy First get yourself a very young Mother in law Just like mine next keep looking down her veluptuous cleavage, smile nicely go to pub lots of beer and dream. There you go job done hope the mrs reads this the pelt man that,s why you have gun,s no not that go shooting out the way and let them get on with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 Shoot her LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 I'd shoot mine but I don't have "poisoned old wrinkly sow" on my ticket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 I'd shoot mine but I don't have "poisoned old wrinkly sow" on my ticket I am sure Herts finest would make an exception if you only sent them a pic of here Pin LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 I wonder what calibre would be suitable, might have to put in for a variation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 PMT? PM Bloody T No I dont and what's it to do with you if I do? (I think thats how it goes. Does in our house) Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 Put in for a variation for a .50 cal and go a mile away to do the job. Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 The good news is that I've been married twice and never had a mother in law. The bad news is that my mother makes up for it Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 scaffy doesnt have that problem. i avoid my mother as much as he does. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Mrs.Њ has just said that pelt man should take up fishing as well as shooting and if he does already fish,take up GOLF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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