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Fat boy won it.

 

Skinny boy not in the running.

 

They both loved themselves far too much.

 

Fat boy was a "trend analyst" not as in money, stocks and shares but as in fashion. He wore a cravatte on the final cook off - nuff said.

 

Hannah - frumpy and not out there on a radical tip, but solid cook - she should have won.

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Fat boy got our vote. Mind you, it's all a bunch of poncy ****, i wouldn't be able to appreciate the food they cooked and i wouldn't feel fed afterwards. Interesting to watch but not my thing to eat at all.

 

And they all have sweat dripping off them, bet the judges didn't taste that subtle flavour. :D

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Hannah should have one, poncey fat boy probably had something going with the judges.

 

He screwed up nearly everything he did with timing and was far too adventurous. Simple food done well should have won.

 

Roadkill chef was cool though, I would love to go out collecting mushrooms and the like. Just need someone to ID them, in france you take them in to your local pharmacy and they tell you what they are.

 

My local chemist wouldn't have a clue unless they were pre-sliced button mushrooms in a plastic tray :D

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Fat boy won it.

 

Skinny boy not in the running.

 

They both loved themselves far too much.

 

Fat boy was a "trend analyst" not as in money, stocks and shares but as in fashion. He wore a cravatte on the final cook off - nuff said.

 

Hannah - frumpy and not out there on a radical tip, but solid cook - she should have won.

 

 

 

:D

 

 

LB

 

 

Hannah should have one, poncey fat boy probably had something going with the judges.

 

He screwed up nearly everything he did with timing and was far too adventurous. Simple food done well should have won.

 

Roadkill chef was cool though, I would love to go out collecting mushrooms and the like. Just need someone to ID them, in france you take them in to your local pharmacy and they tell you what they are.

 

My local chemist wouldn't have a clue unless they were pre-sliced button mushrooms in a plastic tray :blink:

 

Send them to me MC I won't let you down :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

LB

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The judges arent quite right ones a gayer and the other a nightclub doorman.

 

"The dandelions are crisp and bitter just like they should be" Whats that all about ?? I didnt see bugs bunny judging the show.

 

If some one tried to charge me 25 quid for that starter they would judging hospital food for a couple of weeks. :D

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The judges arent quite right ones a gayer and the other a nightclub doorman.

 

"The dandelions are crisp and bitter just like they should be" Whats that all about ?? I didnt see bugs bunny judging the show.

 

If some one tried to charge me 25 quid for that starter they would judging hospital food for a couple of weeks. :D

 

 

****

 

;)

 

Post of the month winner.

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I have to admit that I liked bits from all of the finalists, but those stuffed squid looked the business. I felt myself drooling when I saw those and when they showed the finished rack of lamb...

 

Well, I had to go and put a pizza in the oven, that's all I am prepared to say.

 

Anyway, bloke that won looked like a solid chef, but the lass's food was my kind of good.

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I watched the whole series, didn't miss a single one.

 

I thought it was superb.

 

Ben was trying too hard with too little skill - his starter and main were very good but the pud was rubbish

 

Hannah was a lovely lass, looked a bit like a moomin though. You can't turn out a plate of raw lamb in the final and win.

 

Steven, even though I didn't like the bloke (didn't like ben either) was technically a much better chef. When the assembled top chefs complimented him I knew he would win. To have those guys compliment his palate is quite some recognition.

 

When it came down to it he turned out 3 superb dishes where the other 2 only managed 2 each.

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I watched the whole series, didn't miss a single one.

 

I thought it was superb.

 

Ben was trying too hard with too little skill - his starter and main were very good but the pud was rubbish

 

Hannah was a lovely lass, looked a bit like a moomin though. You can't turn out a plate of raw lamb in the final and win.

 

Steven, even though I didn't like the bloke (didn't like ben either) was technically a much better chef. When the assembled top chefs complimented him I knew he would win. To have those guys compliment his palate is quite some recognition.

 

When it came down to it he turned out 3 superb dishes where the other 2 only managed 2 each.

 

 

You mean you love him...

 

Steven was a flouncy ****** whose love of food was only surpassed by his love for himself. His starter for the final was a ham egg salad but because it was presented like an Oxford Street shop window at Christmas the judges "just luurrrrved it darlings".

 

Frumpy girl didn't win because she wasn't "out there" enough.

 

I would have given it to the one that managed not to cry for a whole episode.

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I got to admit, all that persistant crying had me in absolute hysterics. I cant repeat what I was shouting at the telly, its not PC you know. :D

 

Even though the judges at times seemed to be struggling for the next inventive toungue twisting response to a dish, their jobs must have been fairly hard. I enjoyed whatching it, but really wonder how a bacon & egg salad starter and pear on chocolate sauce dessert could win the final of master cryer, sorry, chef.

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