scorpius Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 (edited) Monday morning 0850 woke up in severe pain unable to move, called 101 ambulance arrived at Hospital 0915 after 7hrs waiting on transfer trolley transferred to ward, linked up to intravenous drip. 0200hrs needed to urinate, obtained bottle, trying to be discrete held bottle under covers, on completion I was soaked pyjamas,bedding, floor I did my best to clean up, 0400 needed to urinate again but this time I decided to try and stand up, on completion again I was soaked, when a nurse arrived I was so embarrassed, but we found that the bottle had a hole in it. True story, released from Hospital 7 Days later. Edited August 23, 2017 by scorpius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wymberley Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 Monday morning 0850 woke up in severe pain unable to move, called 101 ambulance arrived at Hospital 0915 after 7hrs waiting on transfer trolley transferred to ward, linked up to intravenous drip. 0200hrs needed to urinate, obtained bottle, trying to be discrete held bottle under covers, on completion I was soaked pyjamas,bedding, floor I did my best to clean up, 0400 needed to urinate again but this time I decided to try and stand up, on completion again I was soaked, when a nurse arrived I was so embarrassed, but we found that the bottle had a hole in it. True story, released from Hospital 7 Days later. Of course it has, that's the end you're supposed to wee in. I'll get me coat Hope you're al;l sorted now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 so you are telling us "you didnt have a pot to pee in"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve d Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 Never mind not being to **** in a bottle...what was wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougall Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 guessing eyesight...could'nt see when his todger was in the **** pot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 i tell now ............you take your life into your own hands baring all on this here forum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigeon Shredder. Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 guessing eyesight...could'nt see when his todger was in the **** pot... Ahhh, those famous words "is it in yet"!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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