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An Englishman meets with his surgeon and say's, "I want you to make me into an American".

 

"What the hell do you want me to do that for", say's the surgeon.

 

"Because I love all that the Americans stand for and I love the American way of life. So please, make me an American"!

 

"It's a tricky procedure that involves me removing half of your brain" say's the surgeon.

 

"Don't care, just do it" says the man.

 

When he comes round from the anaesthetic, he looks at the surgeon who is looking quite worried and concerned.

 

"We had complications" he said "We had to remove all of your brain".

 

The man lifted up his head and replied,

 

"Jeez cobber, what the bloody hell did you do that for"!

 

Get it?:D?:)?

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