Axe Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss decides to call his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood, knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!" Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, you just name anyone else," Dave says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave say's, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington." At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, "Dave, what a great surprise, I was just heading to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in first and let's catch up." The boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," the boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony and waves, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened boss?" His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw ..... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the hell is that on the balcony with Dave?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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berettaman1 Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Pure Pure Class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JohnGalway Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Well done Axe - 1 of the better jokes i've heard in ages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffolk shooter Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 I never guessed that punchline, superb SS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusk2dawn Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 I never guessed that punchline, superb SS Good joke, just have to remember it doh.... :o D2D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 mad thing is,i actually know a few people like dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Best I've heard for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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