TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 You must know a different Ditchman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, ditchman said: i thought the FIG would put you on the scent of ginger.. Figging , that's the other one that you used to corrupt my innocent mind 😇. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 And the next sexual abuse case in the queue for January 2022! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 51 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: And the next sexual abuse case in the queue for January 2022! When I win the case , I'm going to ask for half of the old lady knickerpants collection that he's been collecting for years. I wonder if anyone in Cantley has noticed that undercrackers have stopped vanishing from washing lines now that ditchman has left the area . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, mel b3 said: When I win the case , I'm going to ask for half of the old lady knickerpants collection that he's been collecting for years. I wonder if anyone in Cantley has noticed that undercrackers have stopped vanishing from washing lines now that ditchman has left the area . He still has his car and probably nips over once or twice a week to keep His collection growing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 (edited) I AM NOT A KNICKER ROBBER Edited December 30, 2021 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Mel only wants to swap some of his collection! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 I did once find a ‘collection’, strung on baling string between trees in a wood, not 200 yards from my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, London Best said: I did once find a ‘collection’, strung on baling string between trees in a wood, not 200 yards from my house. were drawers...or Knickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, London Best said: I did once find a ‘collection’, strung on baling string between trees in a wood, not 200 yards from my house. That might start a bidding war now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: That might start a bidding war now! that will never happen........PW rules .."must state a price".........or in the case of JDogs blue "Y" fronts can be offered up as a prize draw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, ditchman said: that will never happen........PW rules .."must state a price".........or in the case of JDogs blue "Y" fronts can be offered up as a prize draw How much are the tickets for the prize draw ?. Just asking for a mate 😇. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, ditchman said: that will never happen........PW rules .."must state a price".........or in the case of JDogs blue "Y" fronts can be offered up as a prize drawERS! Go on Mel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 23 minutes ago, ditchman said: were drawers...or Knickers Knickers. 23 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: That might start a bidding war now! Many years too late, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 35 minutes ago, London Best said: Knickers. Many years too late, sorry. they tend to mature...if kept warm and turned regular like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 15 minutes ago, ditchman said: they tend to mature...if kept warm and turned regular like I was quite surprised that the local ladies actually had any use for such things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, London Best said: I was quite surprised that the local ladies actually had any use for such things. A girl needs to keep her ankles warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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