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Have a laugh on me!

Except they will eat loadsa other stuff as well. Better off with the grey squirrels.

Well, wherever the greenies have gone it’s not far enough!

But of course, in RSPB world a Spar is worth SO much more than a Robin.

If you are really concerned about firing old cartridges just send them over here and I will personally test every one of them for you next season. I just re-read your OP and it occurs to me that if the cartridges are 28 gram loads they are not actually what I would call old. If they were old the loads would be marked in ounces. I reckon they will be under forty years old, max.

Like rats deserting a sinking ship?………..I hope.

Don’t worry about the gun. Worry about your left hand and your head! (Joking!)

Did anybody else live in a house with metal window frames? Single glazed, obviously. I remember the frost on the inside in the mornings.

I did a similar thing with a one week out of season deer. Four weeks later I had a call from the Police Wildlife Crime Officer as someone had reported me for shooting out of season deer. She was quite sharp with me to start with until I managed to convince her that it was not at all illegal, but she knew so much about the subject that she had to go away and check and call me back.

How do you stay alive eating so little? I would want two of those burgers and four times as many chips. Probably enough onions.

Can’t wait! And when that time comes, I’m going nowhere!

Genuinely Dunks, many congratulations from both of us here.

One of the original design features which defined a road as a motorway was the fact that it had a hard shoulder.

Can you still remember when 69 was your favourite number?

Special congratulations to Pauline. No other woman would have put up with you for 69 years!