billytheghillie Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 I heard from a good source that Ditchie has went AWOL. Apparently hes went over to Liverpool, where no doubt he will blend in with about the other 57 genders who have descended on the city. With a bit of luck we may glimpse him on the T.V. and should be quite easy to pick out. He will be wearing his sparkly ginger suit with the letters NB on the back ( Nofolk Boyo ) emblazed on the back. If you are in the city and glimpse him a word of warning, stay away from him, as he might try and convert you to Norfolkism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 please excuse the above.................it has been reported that a certain billythegillie has been taken into hostipital as he was attacked and thrown to the ground and pumped full of gravy.............. we dont know at this juncture wether he will survive or not............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 1 hour ago, ditchman said: please excuse the above.................it has been reported that a certain billythegillie has been taken into hostipital as he was attacked and thrown to the ground and pumped full of gravy.............. we dont know at this juncture wether he will survive or not............ Was it hot or cold gravy and which orifice was it pumped into. 🤷♀️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, loriusgarrulus said: Was it hot or cold gravy and which orifice was it pumped into. 🤷♀️ we dont know at present........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 I heard it was Norfolk Old Boys on his Donkey jacket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 Are you sure it wasn't left over molten lead from someones fishing weights production. 😁 14 hours ago, ditchman said: we dont know at present........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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