Browners Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 A new outbreak of Elf like creatures has emerged. Most commonly found near Salmon rivers and in particular the Moy. Most have large teeth and are quick to munch yer catch.. so be carefull. I included a picture of one i caught on camera.. ( look like anyone you know ? ) >> JonniNI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyni Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 you have mutilated that lovely fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted June 5, 2004 Report Share Posted June 5, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowstopper Posted June 5, 2004 Report Share Posted June 5, 2004 very good lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyni Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 oh aye yis can all laugh at me he he oh dear look at the time, time I was away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 good one looks quite elf-like Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishandshoot Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 Yes, commonly known as a poachpig, lives in the local council estate and thrives on regular lead suppliments from the local game keeper. Caught one last week near the pheasant pens on the east wood, little blighter had both barrels of my best express special game No.5's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JONO Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 That looks like a kelt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyni Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 That looks like a kelt. JONO Paint Shop Pro, Ya don't really believe in Elf like creatures man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JONO Posted June 8, 2004 Report Share Posted June 8, 2004 No you fool - a salmon kelt! "Kelt- thin and lanky in appearance. This fish is bright chrome coloured and ready to migrate back to the sea. Fins and tail can be damaged and torn, maggots in the gills, soft and poorly conditioned. The vent is often distended due to spawning and the belly is flat and hollow. Aggressive feeder, easily caught and can be mistaken for a fresh run Springer. Often rests in slower areas of rivers. Kelts are protected by law and must not be injured or damaged." instead of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyni Posted June 8, 2004 Report Share Posted June 8, 2004 That looks like a kelt. I didn't quite get my sarcasim across the last time i'll rephrase it again, JONO no its not a kelt its the wonders of paint shop pro. Ya don't really believe in Elf like creatures either now do you. The first to reply was none other than me Quote 'Jonnyni' in reply to Browners for turning me into an Elf and the fish into a kelt. "you have mutilated that lovely fish " I thought fishermen would be able to regognise that the fish was modified also don't tell me you really thought it looked like a kelt. In fun Jonny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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