trakker01 Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. ; You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loopy bunny blaster Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerico Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 You forgot to mention Bitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 cor - if only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 You forgot to mention Bitty SUCKER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. ; You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You forgot one of the good bits, getting you bum smacked and then spending as long as possible stuck in a £$%&* :angry: You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. Very funny though :good: Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 ha sits drawbacks tho imagine all those really big poos ya done goin back in ever had constipation oooooooh ****** and havin ya exploding appendix put back in to give ya some greif for a few days having to start paying a mortgage again after allready paying 25 years the list can go on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auto culto Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 has somebody been watching red dwarf :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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