The Great Cornholio Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 If only life were so easy... Dear Mr. Cornholio, We have reason to believe you were involved in the robbery at Barclay's last Tuesday. We shall be calling round to arrest you on Wed 19 March at 10am. If you will not be at home, you must inform us and make a new appointment. Failure to do so will result in up to a £1000 fine and/or imprisonment. Yours' Sincerely. Constable Dixon. Dock Green Police Station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WGD Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 do you need TP for your bum hole ? yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 (edited) Isn't it "bung" Are you threatening me? Edited March 17, 2008 by pin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Pin is correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerdeor Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 you people are all wrong but hellishly funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Cornholio Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 There is but one Bunghole. My people have no Bunghole. Uh huh huh uh huh uh huh huh huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 My Dear Mr Corholio: You will probably get another letter, if you are not at home at the time of your appointment, arranging another appointment. You may then get only one more reminder, but after that, they may well just leave it. After all, they may feel that the said bank, probably deserved it anyway. I would advise you to ring the bank, if only to confirm that they actually rang the Police, as it may be a 'wind up'. They may not have bothered, as every time I go in there, they seem to very busy with only 2 cashiers trying to deal with a queue which reaches right around the corner to Woolworth's. Good luck, and if you don't get arrested, could you get me a Plasma TV. Pirate: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiercel Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 For gods sake act you age not your shoe size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 WOOOOOOSH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiercel Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 WOOOOOOSH! See above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 For gods sake act you age not your shoe size. I'm a euro 45. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Is that "one euro 45c" or "45 euro's" or are you some kind of record which only plays on European record players? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiercel Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 For gods sake act you age not your shoe size. I'm a euro 45. That equates to an British 8.5. 9? Sounds about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 (edited) tiercel: If I have offended you then I duly apologise. I was merely replying to what was an obvious 'tongue in cheek' post. As a long standing member of these forums, you of all people should be able to recognise a bit of juvenile humour. Once again, I apologise. Pirate: P.s I take no offence to your blasphemous slur. Edited March 17, 2008 by Pirate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 For gods sake act you age not your shoe size. I'm a euro 45. Knew we'd get ye lot into the "Euro" sooner or later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiercel Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 tiercel: If I have offended you then I duly apologise. I was merely replying to what was an obvious 'tongue in cheek' post. As a long standing member of these forums, you of all people should be able to recognise a bit of juvenile humour. Once again, I apologise. Pirate: Pirate, I feel it is not me that you should be apologising to. There are a few on here that know me well and they will tell you that I love a bit of banter. Juvenile humour is all very well, but this has gone past that now and is tantamount to bulling. The thread that was locked, if it was aired in a school playground, most of the contributors would have been up in arms that children could treat each other so. Please spare a though for those less fortunate than yourself. TC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Cornholio Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 tiercel, I'm lost. Who should Pirate be apologising to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 tiercel: If I have offended you then I duly apologise. I was merely replying to what was an obvious 'tongue in cheek' post. As a long standing member of these forums, you of all people should be able to recognise a bit of juvenile humour. Once again, I apologise. Pirate: Pirate, I feel it is not me that you should be apologising to. There are a few on here that know me well and they will tell you that I love a bit of banter. Juvenile humour is all very well, but this has gone past that now and is tantamount to bulling. The thread that was locked, if it was aired in a school playground, most of the contributors would have been up in arms that children could treat each other so. Please spare a though for those less fortunate than yourself. TC TC: Thank you for your most Christian purgation. Pirate: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Are either of you threatening me? What else you got in there? Huh, he huh heh huh heh heh heh huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viking Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 pirate, have you nothing better to do than act like a child, tool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 (edited) pirate, have you nothing better to do than act like a child, tool You seem to be a very angry person, hell bent on a self destructive path. No one on these forums has aimed anything at you personally, only for the content of your posts. If you have a gripe with me, you can quite easily find me and voice your grudges, without the anonymity of forums. You could do little better than to sign off, and reflect in the morning. Pirate: Edited March 17, 2008 by Pirate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Cornholio Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Pirate, The Clint Eastwood film has just started. Don't let this **** make you miss the beginning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Pirate,The Clint Eastwood film has just started. Don't let this **** make you miss the beginning. Is it the one where he robs the bank? Thunderballs and Clubfoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 pirate, have you nothing better to do than act like a child, tool Have you nothing better to do than sound permenantly angry and blame other people for losing your SGC. Those in glass houses................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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