ME Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 I stood around for ages under this sign today and no-one adopted me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Too much competition. There's a lot of planks in Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarfend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 One would need to know a few things first before taking on such a fine specimen of man. like do you know how to show the female of the species a good time. would you be able to see to her every needs . and finally how healthy is your bank account . xxxxxsuzy(your new mummy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 (edited) Mrs Sweepy, is this cyber "grooming" ?! B) Us men have feelings you know,we are not just sex objects... EDIT: Looking at your other posts you may have caught crabs recently, so I might have to look for a different mummy Edited March 30, 2008 by LV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broken man Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 o no babes your be ok . dont plan on catching any till . next week . anyway you be quite safe babes xxxxxsuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 o no babes your be ok .dont plan on catching any till . next week . anyway you be quite safe babes xxxxxsuzy oi, watch it ! ......... or i'll change my avatar picture to me in a strappy top !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harv Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Would you adopt somebody with a car aerial stuck in their head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 (edited) oi, watch it ! ......... or i'll change my avatar picture to me in a strappy top !!! There are none left Mrs Sweepy owns the global supply Edited March 30, 2008 by Mungler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Would you adopt somebody with a car aerial stuck in their head? It's a remote controlled plank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 No worries, I wasn't really gonna buy one. I was gonna take my top off, crop the photo just above me "moobs" and draw the straps on with a black marker pen. Either that, or EE could photoshop a photo of me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 (edited) Would you adopt somebody with a car aerial stuck in their head? If she was fit and had 32 FF boobs then..........YES ! (as I wouldnt ever look at her head !!!) Edited March 30, 2008 by LV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Sure il adopt you. Just remember that all the planks I adopt go through this once a month Mild discomfort may occur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferretman Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 I USED TO LIVE AT SOUTHEND MATE I STILL GOT SOME SHOOTING DOWN THERE I POP DOWN SOMTIMES FOR IT PM ME ANY1 HOW WOULD LIKE TO COME WITH ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Is that "Ting Tong" in the pic ? (that's on the TV too BTW) Does she rub down your plank first ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 it depends whether you have been trained to retrieve wood pigeons and you keep still in the hide B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Great picture by the way B) :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 you keep still in the hide is that some kind of Brokeback Mountain euphamism ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 it depends whether you have been trained to retrieve wood pigeons and you keep still in the hide B) hahaha dont think anyone can beat that. :blink: Oh and theres not baths either.. youl have to use the river, and lick your gonads clean. And the kennel is outside, you should find it comfy, theres even some straw in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 and lick your gonads clean. no way...not with my beergut !!! (not that I have tried..) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Just wait untill you get going on a diet of only bicuits. They really help with weight problems. But they still have all the vitamins you need Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 (edited) you keep still in the hide is that some kind of Brokeback Mountain euphamism ? B) :blink: :oops: ROFLMAO :yp: OH PLEASE CALL ME BILLY BOB OH! IVE SEEM TO HAVE DROPPED MY CHEWING TOBACCO BOY YE HAAAAA!!!!!!! :o :o Edited March 30, 2008 by funky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 I will take you home Matty, you have to bring your wardrobe though. I luuuuuuv pink. Sarah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 :yp: You nutter!!!! that gave me a laugh!!! B) :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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