Evil Elvis Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Stick it up em Chard! Oi voley careful what you say, you dont want to give everyone on pigeon watch the wrong impression of us nurses!!!! Anyway, when you going to come down here and show us how good you are with your weapon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 (edited) Very nice surroundings at Dartford - a bit like Chernobyl Is that a dodgy reactor in the background? Will I need to shoot in an NBC suit? Do they still boil missionaries down there? So many questions..... Edited June 15, 2008 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Will I need to shoot in an NBC suit? You will if Bazza's with us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Will I need to shoot in an NBC suit? You will if Bazza's with us I'm already prepared for gas attack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted June 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Will I need to shoot in an NBC suit? You will if Bazza's with us I'm already prepared for gas attack bazza would melt that with just seepage ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 (edited) Will I need to shoot in an NBC suit? You will if Bazza's with us I'm already prepared for gas attack bazza would melt that with just seepage ! Christ on a bike :o Probably a good job he's working Of course, I have been known to squeeze out the odd blood-curdler myself if the combination of curry and beer has been right Exquiseeeeeeeeet Edited June 15, 2008 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 make your minds up girls maybe able to swing this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 make your minds up girls maybe able to swing this one It's looking like Chernobyl on Saturday morning Earlier the better for me, it seems to open at 10am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted June 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Saturday 10am Dartford it is then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Saturday 10am Dartford it is then. I'll wear a pink carnation and a pair of camo moleskin chaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted June 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Just a small reminder. This Saturday Dartford Shooting Ground 10am. Cheers Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Just a small reminder. This Saturday Dartford Shooting Ground 10am. Cheers Matt Will Dartford Shooting Ground ever be the same again? :yp: See you there chaps in chaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Ive been given the day off.....to play in the hospital cricket match to celebrate 60 years of the nhs....still got it, can still fast bowl, 2 maiden overs and 9 wickets!!!!!.....,.......I just hope i can still MOVE in the morning!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Ah Man....i cant move my forearm feels like its busted!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Ah Man....i cant move my forearm feels like its busted!!! Does this mean that you're going to grace us with your presence on Saturday? (complete with ready-made excuse for poor performance on the clays) :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJN Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 take bad weather gear cause it's gonner be wet !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 take bad weather gear cause it's gonner be wet !!! Yes, I just noticed that I find it irritating that two weather websites, BBC Weather and Metcheck, can have two completely different forecasts for the same period. Are they on different planets? I'll get my wet weather gear out We could be in for a stiff Sou'wester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Nah, will be warming up in the nets........... were playing a team of drs made up from indians, pakistanis and sri lankans....gonna be a massacre......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Nah, will be warming up in the nets........... were playing a team of drs made up from indians, pakistanis and sri lankans....gonna be a massacre......... I'm sure you can sort 'em out a good yorker up their middle stump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJN Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Nah, will be warming up in the nets........... were playing a team of drs made up from indians, pakistanis and sri lankans....gonna be a massacre......... Sorry EE, I was talking about Saturday, today will be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Nah, will be warming up in the nets........... were playing a team of drs made up from indians, pakistanis and sri lankans....gonna be a massacre......... Will you get the pink hat again this time for lowest score? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Lol, if i bowl like i did last night well have a chance!!! I was swingin 'em in like a good un!!! i did bowl out 3 with yorkers and got accused of bodyline bowling each time i went down the right and bowled it into their thighs ehehehhehehe ........moi? as if i would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Bazzer good effort with lining up the new excuses it shows that the best excuses need detailed planning before successful execution Chard, your going daaaaaaan bruv (as we like to say in Essex). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted June 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 (edited) How did my thread get hijacked about Bazzas cricket excuses ?!! Baz, do you have multi-use sporting excuses or individual ones depending on the sport ? -------------- I am reliably informed that our honourable colleague Tosspot will be coming up to join us from that part of Essex we call Sussex. Chard, bring a clean hanky and a Thomson local... Matt Edited June 20, 2008 by LV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 I was pleased to learn that we in Essex had successfully annexed the lands of Mr. Pot. This new part of Essex from where Mr. Pot hails, we should call it "Sauf-ov-us-in-Essex" (pronounced in mockney), which we should probably shorten to Sussex. Goodo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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