pavman Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 got a corprate invite to play a round at a nice local club we have around 3 a year, problem is I really like it Its gonna end in tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Golf = the perfect way to ruin a nice walk I am terrible at golf, been on a driving range a few times just to take out some rage........ Been on a course once and i dont think ill be invited again, i couldnt take it seriously enough and just ****** myself laughing every time i sent balls flying into the hedge lol. Golf is not for me i dont think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Golf? T**t a ball some 200yards plus, walk after it then t**t it again??? Luckily i have a dog to bring things back to me instead of going looking for it myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryn Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Could never really get into it, seems pointless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Slippery slope Pavman... Next thing will be taking up bowls. Mark my words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted June 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Slippery slope Pavman... Next thing will be taking up bowls. Mark my words err funny you should mention it my farmer plays and i have an open invite, says he and wife dont see eye to eye any more and he likes to get out with like minded lads and set of balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Slippery slope Pavman... Next thing will be taking up bowls. Mark my words err funny you should mention it my farmer plays and i have an open invite, says he and wife dont see eye to eye any more and he likes to get out with like minded lads and set of balls Make an excuse, bowls is nearly as bad as metal detecting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 You're welcome to bring all your kit down to my ground and have some coaching. All you need to do is hit the ball when I shout "PULL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Golf, the long and short game. You work on your long game and the short goes. You work on your short game and the long goes. Too frustrating by far, I had to stop,! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 You're welcome to bring all your kit down to my ground and have some coaching. All you need to do is hit the ball when I shout "PULL" :unsure: I reckon even I could enjoy golf played that way. Horrible waste of a good walk otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taffygun Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 I have started up golf again after a long lay off and now my shooting has taken a back seat but on the upside I think now I need a nice 5-series beemer and the golf and i'm ready to retire :unsure: Pity I got another 35yrs work before I can afford it all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 err funny you should mention it my farmer plays and i have an open invite, says he and wife dont see eye to eye any more and he likes to get out with like minded lads and set of balls They do a very cheap pint at my local bowls club, not that that would sway me in any way :unsure: P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 got a corprate invite to play a round at a nice local club we have around 3 a year, problem is I really like it Its gonna end in tears :unsure: Dan, its great fun, its like making out with a lesbian, the harder you try the further away from the hole you get. i go out regular now, funny thing is last friday around 8-30pm ish two moose came tramping across the fairway, you dont want to tangle with momma moose, she carries a big bad attitude, we allowed her to play through . Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted June 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 got a corprate invite to play a round at a nice local club we have around 3 a year, problem is I really like it Its gonna end in tears Dan, its great fun, its like making out with a lesbian, the harder you try the further away from the hole you get. i go out regular now, funny thing is last friday around 8-30pm ish two moose came tramping across the fairway, you dont want to tangle with momma moose, she carries a big bad attitude, we allowed her to play through . Martin you barn pot Mart :unsure: I guess if you roll one near her you can drop at 2 clubs lengths without a penalty shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 you bend over in front of her to make the two club length rule , not this boy, seen the damage they do to vehicleswhen their ****** off bit like when i golfed in cuba, looked like a small lizard from 220yds it got to be a long tailed short legged sharp toothed green Jack russel when i got there took a drop 50yds back, dont think they can run fast on fairways :yp: Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted June 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 you bend over in front of her to make the two club length rule , not this boy, seen the damage they do to vehicleswhen their ****** offbit like when i golfed in cuba, looked like a small lizard from 220yds it got to be a long tailed short legged sharp toothed green Jack russel when i got there took a drop 50yds back, dont think they can run fast on fairways :yp: Martin Blimey I am orf to Cuba when i get back from Greece end july any tips, staying in Havana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 beautiful place and people Dan, loved every minute, going back xmas, stayed in a sandals resort on the Varadero peninsula, you got to check out the US embassy, they play L.E.D. messages to the cubans daily to warn them of the error of their ways, the cubans stuck a bunch of black flags in front of it seriously Dan, if you and the Mrs are going you'll have a blast, foods great and the rums better, for some apparent reason they dont seem to run out of it either,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,going back to investigate further :yp: never too many Mojito's where to in Havana ?? Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted June 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 beautiful place and people Dan, loved every minute, going back xmas, stayed in a sandals resort on the Varadero peninsula, you got to check out the US embassy, they play L.E.D. messages to the cubans daily to warn them of the error of their ways, the cubans stuck a bunch of black flags in front of it :yp: seriously Dan, if you and the Mrs are going you'll have a blast, foods great and the rums better, for some apparent reason they dont seem to run out of it either,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,going back to investigate further never too many Mojito's where to in Havana ?? Martin mate its lads only staying at NH Parque did Blues music last year in Chicago also Police concert Russia year b4 to drink vodka This year its Cuba for Cigars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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