LEFTY478 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Frankly I'm outraged and am considering a letter ot my MP etc... Yours Outraged of Surrey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Keep looking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Gremlins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Lefty, it doesn't matter how hard you look, you won't find it. General Banter along with Corporal Punishment but met retirement age and have ben put out to pasture. 'Off Topic' is the new GB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 And the playpen is the scrapings of GB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 And the playpen is the scrapings of GB On behalf of those who lurk in The Playpen, I wish to object in the strongest possible terms to the description of us as "scrapings". We prefer "dregs". . Robert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 And we also object to phoney Doctors coming into the playpen with posts like "I don't get it " and "that's not funny", it's not too tricky, if you don't have a sense of humour, don't go in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 I object to the use of the phoney, I'm an out and out fraud. Please direct me to the post where I said 'I don't get it' it must surely have come after one of your posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 I object to the use of the phoney, I'm an out and out fraud. Please direct me to the post where I said 'I don't get it' it must surely have come after one of your posts Admittedly, that response comes after many of my posts, I have even been known to put it myself after one of my own posts, however, now that you have been un-frocked, so to speak, any chance of having a look at my back? I get these twinges........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Ha ha, reminds of the time Balaclave asked me if I was a real doctor and what did I suggest he do about his dodgy nuts. Now if you were a nice young lady I would happily give you a back rub (purely for medicinal reasons of course) but unfortunately I've just injured both hands in a nasty typing accident so wont be able to help I'm sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Ha ha, reminds of the time Balaclave asked me if I was a real doctor and what did I suggest he do about his dodgy nuts. Now if you were a nice young lady I would happily give you a back rub (purely for medicinal reasons of course) but unfortunately I've just injured both hands in a nasty typing accident so wont be able to help I'm sorry. That all we need a Heavy Handed Doctor that sits in his surgery Bashing things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Ha ha, reminds of the time Balaclave asked me if I was a real doctor and what did I suggest he do about his dodgy nuts. Now if you were a nice young lady I would happily give you a back rub (purely for medicinal reasons of course) but unfortunately I've just injured both hands in a nasty typing accident so wont be able to help I'm sorry. This has got me thinking. Is my scrotum fully compliant with the lastest Health & Satefy legislation? What if someone injures themselves and then sues me? Will I have to compensate them? To protect myself I am making up a warning sticker, which will be displayed prominently on my scrotum sack at all times. It will read: WARNING! MAY CONTAIN NUTS. That ought to do the trick. Robert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Ha ha, reminds of the time Balaclave asked me if I was a real doctor and what did I suggest he do about his dodgy nuts. Now if you were a nice young lady I would happily give you a back rub (purely for medicinal reasons of course) but unfortunately I've just injured both hands in a nasty typing accident so wont be able to help I'm sorry. This has got me thinking. Is my scrotum fully compliant with the lastest Health & Satefy legislation? What if someone injures themselves and then sues me? Will I have to compensate them? To protect myself I am making up a warning sticker, which will be displayed prominently on my scrotum sack at all times. It will read: WARNING! MAY CONTAIN NUTS. That ought to do the trick. Robert It should read.....IN CASE OF EMERGENCY PULL THE **** AND I'LL COME AS FAST AS I CAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Ha ha, reminds of the time Balaclave asked me if I was a real doctor and what did I suggest he do about his dodgy nuts. Now if you were a nice young lady I would happily give you a back rub (purely for medicinal reasons of course) but unfortunately I've just injured both hands in a nasty typing accident so wont be able to help I'm sorry. This has got me thinking. Is my scrotum fully compliant with the lastest Health & Satefy legislation? What if someone injures themselves and then sues me? Will I have to compensate them? To protect myself I am making up a warning sticker, which will be displayed prominently on my scrotum sack at all times. It will read: WARNING! MAY CONTAIN NUTS. That ought to do the trick. Robert It should read.....IN CASE OF EMERGENCY PULL THE **** AND I'LL COME AS FAST AS I CAN! :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Ha ha, reminds of the time Balaclave asked me if I was a real doctor and what did I suggest he do about his dodgy nuts. Now if you were a nice young lady I would happily give you a back rub (purely for medicinal reasons of course) but unfortunately I've just injured both hands in a nasty typing accident so wont be able to help I'm sorry. Now there's a blast from the past, I guess that he found a village somewhere that was one idiot below the statutory EEC level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Perhaps the mods could set me up a forum called Dr W's Surgery where I could dispense valuable information to the PW masses based on common sense and folk lore. For the record and in case anyone else decides to ask me a medical question about their nuts, I'm not a doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Ha ha, reminds of the time Balaclave asked me if I was a real doctor and what did I suggest he do about his dodgy nuts. Now if you were a nice young lady I would happily give you a back rub (purely for medicinal reasons of course) but unfortunately I've just injured both hands in a nasty typing accident so wont be able to help I'm sorry. Now there's a blast from the past, I guess that he found a village somewhere that was one idiot below the statutory EEC level. ROFLMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Perhaps the mods could set me up a forum called Dr W's Surgery where I could dispense valuable information to the PW masses based on common sense and folk lore. For the record and in case anyone else decides to ask me a medical question about their nuts, I'm not a doctor. No need for that sort of language on a family forum. So when can you have a look at my back then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tractorboy Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 :o :o tractorboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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