myzeneye Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 i just cant look him in the eyes....im taking my dog to have his balls off tomorrow morning................... im not gonna breed him, he's a family pet.... and, from what ive read, its for the best...... i just feel sooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad on him.... me, ive got a choice when the missus raises any of her "finer" suggestions...but him, he just dont know whats coming..... i wish i could take him to some kind of doggy brothel to get him sorted before all is lost ! the only thing making me keep the appointment is the fact that he has grew a pair of gonads so huge and almost shiny looking that ill be sure im getting my £85 quids worth when its done !!!! he might miss them, but i wont !!! (damn gangley things!) just hope he dont come back with a bucket on his head to add to his shame... oh well..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Ha Ha Ha , this is fantastic, i had tears of laughter as i read that as i know exactly what you mean.....poor bugg3r....and the lampshade collar is a cert... If your having problems looking him in the eye imagine how long it will take him to look at you after getting his gonads gulitined!! make the wife take him...that way he'll hate her and not you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 You could always kidnap the bitch next door and set him on her as an act of kindness.. Oops, best point out that I mean next door's female dog, not the annoying cow who complains about the height of your hedges, certainly wasnt trying to encourage anything of the exotic dutch/germanic variety... ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Dont worry i had Sweepy done about 10 years ago . He trying giving me that sad dog look . But i was having none of it . Best thing i ever did. xxxxsuzy Talking of lampshades collars. My springer bitch had one from her little op about 5 weeks ago .And she still wants to wear it . She gets right upset if you take it off her . And she will go fetch it for you to put on Sweepy reckons at this rate his going to be laugh off any shoot he gos on . :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triscrx Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 I couldnt do it. Poor dog... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksaplenty Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 we alays had a laugh with our dog when we used to say. "go find your balls boy" - he'd rush about the house looking cruel but funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickb Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 :( That gave me a right laugh at work.... the missus had her spaniels off about 4 months ago (I`m sure he`s gone a little gay now) He`ll soon forgive you after a few fillet steaks I`m sure......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perfect Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 just had my patterdale done, did not want to be for medical reasons i had too poor dog they sent him back with nothing on his head so he ripped all his stitches out i put a cone on his head myself but it was a smaller one from another dog that passed a few month ago so i took him back and they stapled him up and put a bigger cone thing on him a week later and hes fine exactly the same as b4.......very loud and naughty lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilv Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 the only thing making me keep the appointment is the fact that he has grew a pair of gonads so huge and almost shiny looking that ill be sure im getting my £85 quids worth when its done !!!! Look on the bright side. If they are as big as you say he'll be able to run much faster without them. He'll enjoy that. He might even be able to catch up with that fast little bitch he's had his eye on for weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferretman Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 i dont no as we only keep bitches but i guess he ant going to be happy with you lol.i taqke 2 of me hobs to get done tho lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted August 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if id have known, or even had the decency to find out exactly what they do, id have never done it to him........ niavely, i just presumed they did it like what they do to blokes, you know, cut and tie tubes.... i didnt really realise they whipped the nuts completely off !!! it looks nasty and painfull, ive never heard him whimper before or cry....ever..... til now..... im sure he'l get over it soon enough, but if he'l forgive me i dont know, that may take a while... i guess the next vivit to the vets is gonna be traumatic..... he's livened up a bit now ive took the bucket off his head, but im off to bed so its going back on before he eats his own chicken skin hand bag, bet he'l start sulking again... oh well...its done now... ......i still feel shady though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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