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Twas The Highlights of your Hair


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Talk from the field, I will give you talk from the field, you best sit down for this chaps!

 

So I leave home early this morning to try to catch an idea of what the Geese are doing in preparation for a flight,

 

coming off the stubble I am pleased to see our clubs double hard Marsh Manager Mr Starlight32, Construction Engineer, a man I look up to and have struggled to keep up with in the gym, a man who can bench press 150K, a man who will walk through mud, snow and Ice just to watch for flight lines, am I painting a picture?

 

We meet, chat pass the time of day etc but he wont take his face valve off so I wonder what he’s up to, then I catch a glimpse of a cheeky blonde lock protruding at his brow, so as sensitive as possible I comment with words to the effect of is he coming out etc, finally he gives in and removes the face vale to unfurl his new hair do complete with Blonde streaks and says his Mrs made him do it and he hoped looking younger would once again win her heart,

 

Looking younger, chuffing heck :)

 

In the interest of our friendship I made my excuses and left :look:

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Blimey.

 

Only in Suffolk are the gents' barbers still dispensing highlights to men. I thought that practice was banned in "92 under one of the European Conventions.

 

Spandau-deck-shoe-MiamiVice-Capri 2.0 laser-tastic.

 

 

No... they haveonly just discovered highlights....

 

I also hear Old Spice is becoming popular there as well

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No... they haveonly just discovered highlights....

 

I also hear Old Spice is becoming popular there as well

 

Oh no not another ship coming in to Felixstowe lost its load.

 

Them boys up there will use anything if its free

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I have just noticed this thread........ unfortunately I have nothing I can say in my defense only that I did mention the fact I had my hair done in another recent 'haircut' thread.

 

Still looks the nuts though...well worth 65 notes just to get the attention if not nothing else.....

 

Follow me and cast the grey devil from your souls.

 

P.S Pavman when these type of jokes start war innevitably follows........ :look: :):yes:

 

Have the hide,decoys and camera all installed at the ready for 16.00 hrs sharp this aft.........

 

I shall bring coffee....They could be high tonite

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  • 1 month later...

got to admit im passed all that, i just shave mine off these days, well whats left of it after having 4 kids :good:

i once had my hair permed to look like george michael, looking back on the photos with the stupid hair and the hearings in each ear, i do think what a plonker.....

but how cool at the time :):lol::)

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