Chard Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Seen what he does to them when he.s been freebaseing That reminds me, I just found this photo of me on Stand 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 That reminds me, I just found this photo of me on Stand 9 I wondered why you kept sniffing at your barrels .. Also explains the white residue on the end. I demand a urine test next time we go shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 have to have another go sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 have to have another go sometime. That would be good. In the meantime, if you can do a Saturday, I shoot with Yellow Bear and a couple of other blokes at Worsley most Saturdays. We usually kick off between 12 and 1pm. You'd be more than welcome to join us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 cant make any other day really thats the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Would be good to have another day Chard said he had trigger freeze yesterday it must of been 12 degrees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Would be good to have another day Chard said he had trigger freeze yesterday it must of been 12 degrees Go and take a dose of Dight Durse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclemicky Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) Sounds like you lads had a great time looking at the score sheets that "Beretta" has got some talent, gotta respect that thing is my car now looks like I've been rallying , shooting at Glossop tomorrow , then back to Worsley on Saturday for my 3rd lesson Edited March 12, 2009 by unclemicky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 not glossop in derbyshire. bit far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Have you got your excuse lined up yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 says his cold might be worse next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 says his cold might be worse next time Chard's hiding must of had a bad day today ? come on yellow bear spill the beans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Must be drowning his sorrows Or freebasing again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 (edited) Momma put my guns in the ground I can't shoot them anymore That long black cloud is coming down I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door Bad day at Black Rock today. Couldn't do anything right. Load of ****e. Distracted by the hot chick doing the scoring Too windy, Eyesight failing. Stressed Wrong cartridges Wrong gun Wrong chokes Sun in my eyes Tired Hungry Flatulence Old age Incontinence Dust in my eye Trigger freeze Barracking put me off Backache Legache Headache Arseache Ballsache Trigger finger ache PMT Constipated Man flu on the way Toothache Cut myself shaving Convinced that Magman is a bell end Stubbed my toe Ingrowing toe nail Tennis elbow Underpaid Overweight Forgot my hat Indigestion Heartburn Insufficient funds Large **** Edited March 14, 2009 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Freebaseing . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Smoking privet leaves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 fair few excuses there chard. personally i only ever get heat haze off the barrels. its the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Heat haze off the barrels Smoke in my eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Heat haze off the barrels Smoke in my eyes :blink: That must be some joint you stuffed down your barrel Convinced that Magman has a bell end Did you see me take a leak in them bushes ,wanna be careful next time it might take your eye out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 :blink: Did you see me take a leak in them bushes ,wanna be careful next time it might take your eye out Looked like a toothpick with a pickled onion on the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Bear Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Momma put my guns in the ground I can't shoot them anymore That long black cloud is coming down I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door Bad day at Black Rock today. Couldn't do anything right. Load of ****e. Distracted by the hot chick doing the scoring Too windy, Eyesight failing. Stressed Wrong cartridges Wrong gun Wrong chokes Sun in my eyes Tired Hungry Flatulence Old age Incontinence Dust in my eye Trigger freeze Barracking put me off Backache Legache Headache Arseache Ballsache Trigger finger ache PMT Constipated Man flu on the way Toothache Cut myself shaving Convinced that Magman is a bell end Stubbed my toe Ingrowing toe nail Tennis elbow Underpaid Overweight Forgot my hat Indigestion Heartburn Insufficient funds Large **** All of the above and more besides - They had changed about half the stands and wound up the springs!!! Definitely a case of now you see it now you don't :( :( :wacko: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 All of the above and more besides - They had changed about half the stands and wound up the springs!!! Definitely a case of now you see it now you don't :wacko: Shame i didn't come, i like those type of targets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Shame i didn't come, i like those type of targets Nah, you wouldn't have coped. You'd still have been blowing your hooter when they disappeared Pull - I've got a code id by doze, Balcolm :wacko: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazkb Posted March 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I can't believe I missed the second round I can't believe no one told me about it :blink: let me know next time chaps please as i don't come on here as much as I used to :look: please let me know next time, I feel like billy no mates now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Bear Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I can't believe I missed the second round I can't believe no one told me about it let me know next time chaps please as i don't come on here as much as I used to please let me know next time, I feel like billy no mates now :( Billy Who? :( :( That will teach you to log in at least once a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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