DaveB916 Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 They are still trying to live down surrendering in the Falklands......ooooooh I 'll go straight to hell for that one.....lol Oh and of course being captured 'off course in a small dinghy'......hehehe Only fun if there's any 'cabbage heads' on here ......honest. Dave B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 I wouold sneak up open the letterbox and run the hose pipe in until they come running out like rats and then tell them off. Intel was wrong, it is just some Birmingham kids having extracuricular science lessons with "a wise old man" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantidgwell Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 well the game says blow the wall is the right choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Bootnecks apart, you don`t hear much about the Royal Navy doing anything in Afghanistan. I read in Farmers Weekly about some RNR NCOs serving as advisors on arable farming issues in Afghanistan (why was it never mentioned to me I could specialise in agronomy and farm management when I was in the RN?!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrispti Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Dynamic entry into a bomb factory, whats on the other side of the wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 (edited) Wrap a big dog pooh in newspaper. Leave it outside the door having set light to it and then knock. Hide behind corner. Terrorist comes out and stamps on flaming"package" then is so beset with disgust that he is covered in the excreta of such an unclean creature he throws himself down to pray. You kick his head like a football. Simple!! The idea is that you have to think OUTSIDE the box to succeed in the Army Edited May 4, 2009 by vole21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Wrap a big dog pooh in newspaper.Leave it outside the door having set light to it and then knock. Hide behind corner. Terrorist comes out and stamps on flaming"package" then is so beset with disgust that he is covered in the excreta of such an unclean creature he throws himself down to pray. You kick his head like a football. Simple!! The idea is that you have to think OUTSIDE the box to succeed in the Army Thats completely inhumane. Besides if you got caught there would be pictures all over the sun news paper! I think the ol' dog poo is now a war crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 They are still trying to live down surrendering in the Falklands......ooooooh I 'll go straight to hell for that one.....lol Oh and of course being captured 'off course in a small dinghy'......hehehe Only fun if there's any 'cabbage heads' on here ......honest. Dave B Surrendering in the Falklands ............. like to explain ?? I was on the only type 42 that spent the whole war there and returned from there ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taz24 Posted May 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 (edited) When you are in the army you have the nations resources behind your back and can afford to be innovative. That is why i would choose option D - an improvised option. I would blow up the wall and simultaneously kick down the door. The explosion should distract the enemies and allow me to kick the door down unheard. I would be completely naked at this point for increased stealth, and would easily sneak up to the panic stricken guards. Using nothing but chloroform and my trusty drill i would snatch one guard and dispatch him then, wear his uniform. Throughout the day i would walk round posing as one of the enemy, picking off guards one by one as the opportunity arises using my drill. Once all the guards have been despatched i would use my blood covered drill in order to merge all the bomb parts into one big super bomb. I would then call in an air strike to witness the power of both bombs exploding. That is more or less what I thought with out the naked bit though I did not know naked was taught as a means of tactical disguise but it made me smile Now I want one of them . Is it a lefty or a righty and how much. taz. . Edited May 4, 2009 by taz24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 "Now I want one of them good.gif . Is it a lefty or a righty and how much. taz." Righty - but it's not for sale sorry. When i was just 5 years old i applied for my first drill license, and since then that baby has managed to take care of annoying children, annoying girlfriends, annoying politicians, freshly caught trout and i'm hoping one day i will be able to use it on an annoying mother in law. If your interested in using a drill to solve all of your problems i advise you hand in your application for a drill license tomorrow, get a nice 10mm masonry drill bit with a moderator to start off with and start humanely dispatching the heck out of everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col s10 Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 move to playpen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 can i go for option d? set up a permimeter cordon, use some expendable... eh... i mean local troops that weve been training, then send them in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salop Matt Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Two choices, Use a UGL and post a HE 203 into the door, grenade and storm. Or use a javelin and straight through the door or wall . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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