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They are still trying to live down surrendering in the Falklands......ooooooh I 'll go straight to hell for that one.....lol

 

Oh and of course being captured 'off course in a small dinghy'......hehehe

 

Only fun if there's any 'cabbage heads' on here ......honest.

 

 

Dave B

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Bootnecks apart, you don`t hear much about the Royal Navy doing anything in Afghanistan.

 

I read in Farmers Weekly about some RNR NCOs serving as advisors on arable farming issues in Afghanistan (why was it never mentioned to me I could specialise in agronomy and farm management when I was in the RN?!).

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Wrap a big dog pooh in newspaper.

Leave it outside the door having set light to it and then knock.

Hide behind corner.

Terrorist comes out and stamps on flaming"package" then is so beset with disgust that he is covered in the excreta of such an unclean creature he throws himself down to pray.

You kick his head like a football. Simple!!

The idea is that you have to think OUTSIDE the box to succeed in the Army :)

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Wrap a big dog pooh in newspaper.

Leave it outside the door having set light to it and then knock.

Hide behind corner.

Terrorist comes out and stamps on flaming"package" then is so beset with disgust that he is covered in the excreta of such an unclean creature he throws himself down to pray.

You kick his head like a football. Simple!!

The idea is that you have to think OUTSIDE the box to succeed in the Army :)

 

Thats completely inhumane. Besides if you got caught there would be pictures all over the sun news paper! I think the ol' dog poo is now a war crime.

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They are still trying to live down surrendering in the Falklands......ooooooh I 'll go straight to hell for that one.....lol

 

Oh and of course being captured 'off course in a small dinghy'......hehehe

 

Only fun if there's any 'cabbage heads' on here ......honest.

 

 

Dave B

 

Surrendering in the Falklands ............. like to explain ??

 

I was on the only type 42 that spent the whole war there and returned from there !

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When you are in the army you have the nations resources behind your back and can afford to be innovative. That is why i would choose option D - an improvised option.

 

I would blow up the wall and simultaneously kick down the door. The explosion should distract the enemies and allow me to kick the door down unheard. I would be completely naked at this point for increased stealth, and would easily sneak up to the panic stricken guards. Using nothing but chloroform and my trusty drill i would snatch one guard and dispatch him then, wear his uniform. Throughout the day i would walk round posing as one of the enemy, picking off guards one by one as the opportunity arises using my drill.

 

Once all the guards have been despatched i would use my blood covered drill in order to merge all the bomb parts into one big super bomb. I would then call in an air strike to witness the power of both bombs exploding.

 

 

That is more or less what I thought with out the naked bit though :)

 

I did not know naked was taught as a means of tactical disguise but it made

me smile :)

 

 

 

 

humanedispatcher.jpg

 

 

Now I want one of them :yes: .

 

Is it a lefty or a righty and how much.

 

taz.

 

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"Now I want one of them good.gif .

 

Is it a lefty or a righty and how much.

 

taz."

 

Righty - but it's not for sale sorry. When i was just 5 years old i applied for my first drill license, and since then that baby has managed to take care of annoying children, annoying girlfriends, annoying politicians, freshly caught trout and i'm hoping one day i will be able to use it on an annoying mother in law.

 

If your interested in using a drill to solve all of your problems i advise you hand in your application for a drill license tomorrow, get a nice 10mm masonry drill bit with a moderator to start off with and start humanely dispatching the heck out of everything!

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