steve_b_wales Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 (edited) As above. Years ago, a mate of mine wanted to know what shooting/ferreting rabbits was all about. So my other mate (I've got two) and me arranged to take him on the farm on a Sunday morning. We met him early, and he said that he was feeling rough as he had a 'skinfull last night' We went on the farm, and there were plenty of burrows. I said to him, "The best way to tell if a rabbit is underground is to look at the texture of their droppings" My hand was in my pocket, where I had some currants. I pretended to pick up some 'droppings', felt the texture, and placed them in my mouth and chewed them. My mate went two shades of green and threw up! We still get a laugh out of it many years later! Edited May 22, 2009 by steve_b_wales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hinksford Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 The prank i will believe ,You having 2 mates no chance :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shootingman Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 The prank i will believe ,You having 2 mates no chance He has got 2 mates, Bullet boy is 1 & I'm 2, :blink: but after that he's struggling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Shootingman! Who you calling a mate? Just because I know you :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 As above. Years ago, a mate of mine wanted to know what shooting/ferreting rabbits was all about. So my other mate (I've got two) and me arranged to take him on the farm on a Sunday morning. We met him early, and he said that he was feeling rough as he had a 'skinfull last night' We went on the farm, and there were plenty of burrows. I said to him, "The best way to tell if a rabbit is underground is to look at the texture of their droppings" My hand was in my pocket, where I had some currants. I pretended to pick up some 'droppings', felt the texture, and placed them in my mouth and chewed them. My mate went two shades of green and threw up! We still get a laugh out of it many years later! good one :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 nice one! my next stitch up is going to involve blank cart's and my mates dad at a clay shoot :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 just like wickedandlazt and the conffetti carts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 (edited) I've done this with Polish sausages in a pink plastic bag .... by a dog 'toilet'. Hard to keep a straight face. Edited May 23, 2009 by Floating Chamber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 (edited) As junior soldier we would have frequent "in nights", where we would all spend hours cleaning the barrack block, ablutions etc until they gleamed for a morning inspection. On one occasion a guy whose job it was to clean the baths "discovered" a tu*d in the bath. Manky skid marks the lot. He hollared at the top of his voice "look at what some dirty b@stard has done in the bath" until a small crowd gathered to witness the crime. He then leant over, picked it up and took a huge bite out of it! It was only after 2 people puked he confessed it was a partially chewed Mars bar! Edited May 23, 2009 by Blunderbuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan the gun Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 I've done this with Polish sausages in a pink plastic bag .... by a dog 'toilet'. Hard to keep a straight face. ^_^ :o Funny as **** got to try that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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