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Hi, I have a Canon EOS 1000D DSLR WITH 2 LENSES (75-300 & 18-55) Comes with battery charger, camera bag & tripod. 4 Gb memory card. Original boxes/instructions etc. 2 months old - hardly any use - top condition. £375 NOW SOLD

Is it just me,but whenever I send a text message it is always written in full,never using shortened wording,always punctuated and using correct grammar?........but then again I am nearly fifty. :blink: If I receive a "txt spk" message I reply without spaces or punctuation,so the other party has to make an effort to read it.

Or let her/him fill your boot

Julia is ok,but could do with a few sunday dinners to build her up a bit

Bit like Bolton

Some more nice ones. She does rubber aswell!!

There's only one Marina

Nora's rough as......... Now if it had been a photo of Marina................ :look:

Oh to be 20 years younger

Would.........Marilyn Monroe........ wouldn't..........Mr Creosote.

The inhilator really worked for me & the missus.Gives an instant nicotine blast It also serves as a sort of comfort blanket when you would normally stick a fag in yer gob. Good luck to all who are trying to quit.

What to do now? Start saving for her wedding It'll come along all too soon.

Death.............I want to live forever.

Well done so far!! If you're anything like me,you'll find yourself hanging around "smokers corner" at work just to get a wiff of second hand smoke!! It does get a lot easier though.....

I've never subscribed to this "genius" shennanigans.I can't take seriously somebody who sounds like a Stylophone.

Go on then.............who still believes in Heaven?

'Fraid not.........it's common land

Been for a wander with the dog & spotted these little beauties

Bet Beverley was a bit miffed

Hmmmmmm......£3 - 4k..................buy a Timex and spend the rest on GUNS

Bottle - glass -glass - bottle Walked into a bar today & broke my nose- - - it was an iron bar.

coolio........wikkid.........no worries........dude..........savvy.........peeps.........& referring to staff as "bods"........all words heard in our office today.Anyone calls me a "bod" & they get lamped. :blink:

Aye, a grand old lass indeed,not many like that left now.I liked her qoute "city folk always look miserable" 91....what an age