speckled frank

Never thought of an anti becoming a stalker! Perhaps the advice from some of the other lads is right. Let your FEO know just in case they start to become malicious and do damage or start spreading lies about you and your family.

An Atomic Kitten calendar. I'm not proud. The 1997 version will do me fine.

Just go along with it and give 'em toffees that will rip their fillings out. Now that's what I call a trick.

The easiest way to help someone else there is, and get a free cuppa and a biscuit out of it. B rh - and just heading towards 60 donations.

Good point. If you gave the English a chance to vote the result would be an overwhelming "Yes" - Just so we don't have to hear the whining any more.

It's understandable. From a distance they only look flat at the bottom! Same with the present Mrs SF's Tigra. No spare but the local Vauxhall dealer sold her about 120 quids worth of cleaning materials for the bodywork. Came in a nice weekend bag though so all is well.

The one with meerkats!!!!

The only course of action you could have taken. Well done on behalf of us all.

They've even invaded my cherry tree! I have a cunning plan......

You should try an East Kent fried potato emporium if you're ever down this way.....

Nice one!!!!

Many years ago I heard someone trying to explain that Derbyshire was in Yorkshire....

Actually got to the barracks on Sunday to watch the ladies skeet. It was a privilege to see it. Fabulous day.

Just interested to know how many of my PW colleagues managed to get tickets for Olympic events in the Great Ticket Lottery of 2011. To kick things off I and another PW member are off to see the Ladies Skeet competition at Woolwich on Sunday 29th. Really looking forward to it, and the tickets were only 30 quid each.