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squirrelhunter

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  1. Upstanding citizens maybe, but im sure they'd have your average OAP on their knees digging for their pension book, shouting "Think of the Grandchildren" just by the sight of them Mind you makes me wonder what the neighbours think of me if they catch me skulking in the undergrowth of my Garden with a gun?
  2. The number of times ive seen pigeon, crow and magpie together in a field has made me wonder, can you mix your decoys to give the appearence of a naturally varied habbitat? Keeping a standard pigeon horseshoe as the basis with plenty of room to entice in the pigeons, would it be worth adding say magpie or crow decoys in and around the field or in the hedgerows, or does this just have a negative effect on the pigeons flight path?
  3. Cor blimey i wouldnt want to meet those three ugly buggars on a dark morning!
  4. Sounds like a total looney, and lets face it an American Looney Vegen against an army of witty and cynical students ......there was only ever going to be one outcome! "...maybe you dont speak carrot"...CLASSIC
  5. But were not talking about football fans are we or we'd be talking about 75% of the nation, were talking about football thugs , i myself could be a considered a football fan as i like football to a certain extent and i dont cause match violence, football thugs however are thick, townie, tossers........in my opinion ofcourse . And what do you mean by sweeping statement, dont we all have homosexual tendencys? :*)
  6. The talking's the easy part "Excuse me dear would you be able to keep my barrel warm today?"
  7. You also need to evaluate how popular you are in the classroom, you want to drum up as much support as possible to make your life easier when speaking, unfortunatly if your 'the smelly guy' then people wont want to listen to what you have to say wether relevant or not, thats one of the facts of school. Im known in my school as the 'poof who rides horses', but thats a great bonus when it comes to the ladies so i dont care . *Ahem* "Hello dear, do want to come and ride my pony?" :lol:
  8. Once you have grilled him/her with your questions continue to antagonise the speaker by singing this little anthem. Oh what a pity, Oh what a shame, Someone is trying to ban Country Sports again. Why must they interfere with the running of the land When the countryside is something they just don’t understand? But we know the glory of the countryside; The glory of the beasts there that swim and run and fly, It’s us who preserve the woodlands, the rivers and the hills, And if they’ll only let us then we always will ‘Cos we are the guardians, the keepers of the land, And we know what would happen if country sports were banned. Who’d replace the management, and care that we provide? It would mean the raping of our countryside. ‘Cos the environment needs management each and every day, And we’re the ones who do the work, and we’re the ones who pay. For landscape and wildlife of all sorts, We owe them all to Country Sports, we do, We owe them all to country sports. We know the glory of the countryside; The glory of the beasts there that swim and run and fly. It’s us who preserve the woodlands, the rivers and the hills, And if they’ll only let us then we always will. And if the antis ban us, you can be quite sure, That they won’t bother to do the work that we have done before, But the trees will still need planting and the hedges must still be laid, The moors will still need burning and the bills must still be paid. Their lack of understanding is a national disgrace, For what they would destroy could never be replaced. For landscape and wildlife of all sorts, The future lies with Country Sports, it does, The future lies with Country Sports We know the glory of the countryside, The glory of the beasts there that swim and run and fly. It’s us who preserve the woodlands, the rivers and the hills, And if they’ll only let us then we always will ‘Cos we are the guardians, the keepers of the land, And we know what would happen if country sports were banned. For landscape and wildlife of all sorts, The future lies with Country Sports, it does. The future lies with Country Sports. Dont let him get a word in edgeways!
  9. Other wise known as The Iraqi MisInformation Minister!
  10. Oh i dont know, sums it up pretty well, the people who cause trouble at football grounds are townies and they are thick, im not sure how intelligent newts are but as they cant do GCSE's i asume they share a lot in common with football thugs. As for David Beckham for PM im probably wrong, more like a BNP candidate for them.
  11. Anti's. People that dont slow down for horses. People say "Your sick" every time you mention that you hunt. French Cars. 1000cc cars complete with spoilers, furry dice and ***** for drivers. BMW drivers. Townies and 'da Bitches'.
  12. REMOVING RUST? Just out of interest how do you remove rust once you have it, i have only one rust spot on my weirauch but id like to remove it if possible because the rest of the gun is perfect.
  13. Does anybody know what the minimum land requirements are to set up a clay trap?
  14. So: 12 bore Sporter, Berretta second hand Browning second hand Lanber new Multi Choke Ejector. Barrel lengths? What about 30", is that a good allround barrel length?
  15. Pub?? Is this your name for the chat room???
  16. Well lets just say the more change from £1000 the better, Second hand is fine and probably be spending £300 minimum.
  17. Mainly because theyre all Townies or ****** that have the intelligence of a newt and whose prime candidate for PM is David "his royal heiness" Beckham!
  18. Hello there, the time for using air rifles and borrowing shotguns may be at an end, my dads partner is convincing him to take up clays which means he needs a shot gun . I ofcourse I will be advising him on which one to get (ie the one i like) Its got to do pretty much everything from trap to skeet to real PIGEON. But which form of gun is the most versatile, Trap, sporting, skeet, game? It will have to be o/u and multi choke but what barrel length, which model, any ideas people?
  19. I think the French will have a hard time making the kind of breaks that they made against Ireland, if the French want Try's theyl have to drive it every yard to the line, i think our defence is sound but our counter attack seems to be inconsistant and our set pieces ruined by stupid penalties, dropped ball at contact and the occasional turn over in the rucks through complaicent support. We can win, we should win but only if we play an inspired game, something that we can lack at times.
  20. Thom Yorke: "You will never make friends unless you like everyone genuinely. Oh well, I'm ****** then aren't I?"
  21. 38 sheep in 93 seconds (i was going for the small one at the back). :blink:
  22. There something missing if you cant hold a gun, i feel proud when im shooting that i am able to handle a weapon responsibly :blink: and all for the good of farming and agriculture *ahem*
  23. I honestly dont know, my old spring target gun was no where near powerful enough for me to even consider using it, its probably only half as powerful as a rifle but then im only shooting from no more than 15 yds, usually with me right under the squirrel, it hasnt failed to penetrate as yet so i consider it humane to use.
  24. I use a 5 1/2 inch stainless sheath knife with a curved blade and serated back edge and has a hard rubber grip, does most jobs in the field.
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